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with rusty tools.

That could be you,

your willy.

I know that, Leon.

I needed the money

for the band.

I just got

to get them signed,

then I can pay back

The Ironmonger.

Oh.

Then everything

will be fine again.

Well, you know,

on the bright side,

it couldn't get much worse.

Yeah, all right, Leon.

I mean, you've barely

got a pot to piss in.

If you lose the band,

you'll be back

on the breadlines.

All right, Leon.

For f***'s sake.

I'm going

to go see Derek Kaye.

He's the one man

that can help me.

Oh.

Hey!

How's this place

got all messy?

So, I said to her,

I said...

I said,

Get your p*ssy

out of my Aston Martin

before I kick it out.

Kick it out. Meow!

You're an American,

aren't you? Mm-hmm.

An American.

A Yankee.

Yankee Doodle went to town

Riding on a pony

Stuck a feather in his ass

and called it macaroni

Yankee Doodle Dandy

Yankee Doodle went to town

Wearing-

I'm so sorry.

Jesus Christ.

I'm so clumsy, mumsy me.

No, no, please.

Please.

Oh, no.

Please.

We need napkins!

No, look, listen,

we can talk about this

when the money's right.

Because other--

No!

Oh yeah.

I'll call you back.

Hi, Derek.

What are you doing here?

Can I talk to you?

I just need two minutes.

Right.

Two minutes, that's it.

I've got an important meeting

in five minutes.

Just be quick.

You've done well

for yourself.

Yeah.

Good clients.

Well, you could

do all right, too.

You just got to try not

to f*** everything up

all the time.

Yeah, that's good advice.

So, how's your dad's

butcher business?

You working for him yet?

No. No, I'm not.

It's my band, you know,

they're really going places.

You should hear the new set.

They're sounding tight.

Last night was amazing.

The girls were throwing

their knickers

on the stage

and everything.

Good for you.

Yeah.

All we need now

is a record deal.

I thought maybe

you could help.

What?

Sorry, why would

I risk my reputation

associating myself

with you?

All I'm asking for

is an in.

You know,

you could introduce me

to the right people.

Yeah, I could.

But I'm not going to.

Oh, come on, mate.

We're cousins.

What that's got

to do with anything?

Look, I've got to trust

the people that I work with.

Frankly,

I don't trust you.

So, what are you saying?

I think

you're a mess, Jonny.

You're disorganized,

you're ineffective,

you can't deliver.

Anything else?

You dress weird.

Can you lend me

some money then?

Yeah.

Sure.

How much do you want?

Oh, thanks, mate.

You saved my life.

Too late.

Come on, mate.

I only need a few grand.

You're loaded.

Oh, you're-you're--

you're bleeding.

F***! Oh, Jesus!

All right. Okay. That's it.

The meeting is over.

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