Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Synopsis: Hard-partying brothers Mike (Adam Devine) and Dave (Zac Efron) place an online ad to find the perfect dates (Anna Kendrick, Aubrey Plaza) for their sister's Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves outsmarted and out-partied by the uncontrollable duo.
Director(s): Jake Szymanski
Production: 20th Century Fox
  4 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
98 min

that don't got money.

Check it out. I'mma pay you right now.

Boop. I Apple Paid.

I don't even have Apple Pay.

Yo, Siri, pay this man.

He's already paid.

God damn it!

I'm not gonna take shit from you,

because this my cab.

You shouldn't take shit from us.

- You should kick us out!

- You should kick us out of this cab.

You know what? I'm gonna kick you

the f*ck out of this cab.

Yeah, just go three more blocks up

on the right...

and then kick us out!

Here we are! Get out of my cab.

Thank you. You're a really good person.

Okay, God bless you.

I'm just gonna start driving for Uber.

F*ck it.

Ooh. I got a good idea.

Let's pop off, get a couple of drinks

before work.

Just a few,

because I don't want to get hammered.

Yeah, of course not. Just a light buzz.

Hey, hey, hey! Welcome to Sake Bombers...

where your first Sake Bomb is on us!

- Kaboom!

- You're drunk, Alice.

You're doing that thing

where you're whispering,

but you're really yelling.

Because I'm upset with you.

Oh, what the hell?

I don't understand why you just

started yelling at me for no reason.

- What the hell is going on here?

- Your little buddy is shit-faced.

Straight up.

Her fianc just left her at the altar.

She's been going through a hard time.

- Are you guys talking about me?

- No, baby girl.

You know how many times

I have come in here...

and she is drunk off her fucking ass,

dancing on the tables?

Only when Rihanna comes on,

because it's my jam.

I am a strong independent woman.

And I will get on a table

and shake my shit to RiRi.

Because it's my right. America!


You just push your tits up

and say feminism?

Yeah. Read a Twitter.

# 2016. Women can do shit now.

Don't do that!

Who put her jam on?

Queen RiRi, forever!

I'm really sorry that I got us fired.

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