Mascots Page #2
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- 2016
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was really fun.
I love all kinds of dancing.
I can hip-hop. I can pop.
See, this is Alvin right here.
I love him.
I love, um-- I love putting on the mask,
and, um...
It's like I can be...
I can move any way I want,
and, um-- I love it.
It took me seven and a half years
to graduate, but I did.
And I lived and breathed
my mascot life, like, 25/8.
I loved it.
I've been doing it for a long time.
I went to the Fluffies five years ago,
and I got honorable mention.
And that means I'm--
That's like first place, really,
but it's a weird first place, and, uh...
So, I'm gonna go back again, and...
It could be my last time, you know?
This could be my last hurrah.
Um...
My swan song.
My name is Tommy,
also known as the Fist.
I am the official mascot
of the Blue Lake Mallards.
Lot of people say I'm the bad boy
of sports mascotry.
And to be fair, I am currently serving
six temporary suspensions
from different stadiums
for some physical incidents
that took place between myself
and some opposing players
and team mascots.
I'm also currently serving a lifetime ban
from the Calgary Cavaliers
for a...
sexual incident
that took place between myself
and their team owner's wife.
Hey! What is--
What?
-Hey! Hey, stop!
-Get off! What are you--
-Hey, stop humping my wife!
-Get off me! Jesus!
I'm originally from Ireland.
religious commune,
I suppose you'd call it.
A spiritual community
called Highway to Heaven,
based on the spiritual teachings
of Michael Landon
in the 1980s' TV program.
It was around that time
that I got into sports mascotry.
I started as Kenny the Kangaroo
for a local high school football team.
And the part of the act
that people really responded to
was the fighting
that Kenny would get into at the end.
And so, eventually,
I just cut out the middleman
and went straight to the fist...
which I think works well, artistically.
My name is Phil Mayhew.
In my pretend life,
I am a real estate appraiser.
But in my real life,
I am Jack the Plumber...
official mascot
for the Beaumont College football team.
It is truly a dream come true for me.
Looking good, boys.
Looking good!
Kirby, what's up, bro?
Hey.
Boys are looking good. Clemence!
Clemence!
What have we got,
the Cougars on Saturday?
That is a tough group of boys.
We beat 'em last time,
but, uh... you always gotta
keep your wits about you, don't ya?
Mm-hmm.
-All right, guys. See you Saturday.
-Hey, come on, man.
Who was that guy?
I think the mascot is as important
as any member of the team.
'Cause when things are going good,
it's easy, but when they're bad,
that's when I come out of the tunnel
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