Mancation Page #2

- Not quite.

There's a big annual international

flower show i always go to,

And i love to jog on

the beach and there's

A really cute restaurant

right by lucy the elephant.

And the outlets are great

and they have a candle store.

- Right.

- You know, exciting stuff.

Yeah, party girl indeed.

- That's me.

- Okay. Well, umm...

yeah yeah, I'm gonna go home

and get changed in a little bit.

- Great.

- I'm not gonna be wearing this.

Right. Well, i'll...

I'll see you there.

Okay.

Hey, uh,

who are the japanese guys?

They're everything

I've been working for.

Vanderplatt flew them out

a few days before the merger.

In the japanese culture,

there are few higher honors

Than being invited

to the wedding

Of an associate's daughter.

Those gentlemen hold

controlling interest

In the yakitori

alginate concern.

I have no idea what

you're talking about.

They're the pacific's

Leading purchaser

and reseller of seaweed.

You know, few people realize

that seaweed is actually

- A multi-Billion... Okay.

- I really don't care.

She looks gorgeous, man.

- Congratulations.

- Thanks.

Crap.

Hey, i know it's typically

a best-Man thing,

But vanderplatt was kind of

hoping to do the toast.

I mean, if it's a big deal,

let me know. I can talk to him.

No, it's... It's fine.

Seriously, i mean he's paying

for the whole thing, right?

I didn't plan on anything,

anyway, so no sweat.

Thank you.

I owe you big time.

Didn't plan anything out, huh?

- Nice call on the bow.

- Thank you.

Dad.

Call me that again

and i'll kill you.

Okay.

That went well.

- Hey, you look gorgeous.

- Thank you.

When i first met vince,

I was taking a casual visit

to the 12th floor

To make my very subtle,

quiet presence known

To my employees.

Those are the accountants

laughing right now.

You know who you are.

Back to vince.

This fresh-Faced young man

Jumps out of a cubicle

that i could only describe

As the most organized cubicle

You have ever seen in your life.

It should be in a museum.

And he thrust

this clammy hand into mine

And he says,

"mr. Vanderplatt,

I fully intend

to be the man

To spearhead the merger

Between us and the

yakitori alginate concern. "

I look at him and i say,

"Young man,

I would love to see that. "

Then about a year ago this young

man comes out to me and says,

"Mr. Vanderplatt, sir,

i would like to ask

For your daughter's hand

in marriage. "

Aww.

So what could i say to him?

I simply reply,

"You touch

my daughter again,

I will skin your ass alive

And burn your house down to

the ground with you in it. "

Well, i didn't keep

my promise, did i?

And here we are...

...and I've never seen

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