Little Savages Page #2

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Was blind but now I see

Um, bril...

Deligh...

Exes...

Satis...

Amazing.

Did you write that'?

No. Oh.

"Many mumbling mice"

"are making merry music

in the moonlight."

You're on in 10, Mr. Savage.

Thank you, Ted.

It's Cheryl.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Next up, Eday Savage.

Oh, French.

Eddie Savage.

Eddie Savage?

That's not French at all.

Hi.

Ladies and gentlemen of Culver,

I will now magically

right before your eyes

bake a cake.

Well, that's disgusting.

Oh, that's... that had

better be gluten-free.

Now...

Ladies and gentlemen... No.

Luive you...

No, no, don't.

Cake!

Why would you even?

Ta-da!

Next!

You might want to clean that up.

Okay, so first thing

we got to do is sign in,

and then were going

to scope out the competition.

Hello there,

ventriloquist boy.

Oh, yes. What is he, like six'?

Dude, we got this.

Wow, look at her.

In her little baton

twirling, sequined dress.

That's our competition.

What the frick

is going on, Garrison?

It's a summer competition.

It's the auditions.

Oh, one time,

I was at a Denny's

with my family.

We just got up in the

middle of the restaurant,

started singing

the national anthem.

It was Presidents' Day.

I was feeling patriotic.

And when I was done,

standing ovation.

Nice. Yeah.

You know, I'm thinking about

going into the talent show.

Check this out. What

would your talent be'?

Hey.

Hey, your ball'?

Your ball went in there'?

Oh, let's see. Oh, right there.

Boo!

Right'? Right'?

Oh, I get it. Whoo!

I get it. I get it.

You'd be going as a ghost

who stuffs kids in trash cans.

What'?

Okay. Sorry I ruined it.

What are you talking about'?

That was... That was hilarious.

It was, you know...

We were okay.

Hey, I got to go

to the grocery store.

So you want to hang here

and you know,

meet me by the boat

in say, half an hour?

I don't know.

What don't you know?

You got to get out there.

You got to make friends.

You got to be a man about town.

Hey, if you see Tiffany you

tell her to meet me by the boat

by five o'clock, okay'?

No later.

Five o'clock. Have fun.

Yeah, I know, right'?

Oh, man. Oh!

So you here for the whole summer?

I don't know.

Yeah, my dad won't tell me

why we came back out here.

I remember when

you used to live here.

You were tiny.

That's 'cause I was six.

Huh, look what we have here.

A little... Dweeb.

No one says "dweeb" anymore.

What are you doing here, dweeb'?

Technically, I'm more

of a bookworm.

"Dweeb" is vintage, all right'?

It's totally in.

Your mom is vintage.

Okay, shut up.

No one plays your mom anymore.

Come on, I asked you a question.

What are you doing here?

I was auditioning.

He's auditioning.

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