Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

Synopsis: Sassy postgrad Elle Woods is all about animal rights. In fact, she puts her nuptial plans on hold to head to Washington D.C. to get an anti-animal testing bill passed. Her building's doorman quickly shows her the ways and workings of our nation's capital.
Genre: Comedy
Production: MGM/UA
  3 wins & 4 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
95 min

birth parent search.

For your dog.

For my Chihuahua-American

Bruiser Woods.

I found him abandoned years ago.

Miss, I'm the highest-paid,

most sought after...

private investigator

in the greater Boston area.

That's precisely why

we came to you, Detective.

It is absolutely vital that

we find Bruiser's mother pronto.

His father might be

more difficult. You know dogs.

May I ask why?

Of course.

"Martha Stewart Weddings"...

recommends a 4 to 6-week

window for RSVPs...

and I can't send the invitation

without an address.

And the sooner I get started on

the calligraphy the better.

You want to send an invitation

to your wedding...

to your dog's mother.

And you're serious?


if I have to make room...

for my second cousin's

vegan diet coach...

you better believe

I'll make room for the mother...

of the one loving creature

who's always been there for me.

In fact, I can't believe

I haven't done this sooner!

I'm thinking the same thing.

- Elle!

- Hi, Mr. Blaine.

- The client is thrilled.

- Good!

How you seamlessly

negotiated that deal?

- It was simply magnifique.

- Thank you.

Big staff meeting today, kiddo.

All right.

I got my fingers crossed.

Milton, two shots, extra foam.

- Wow. Thanks, E.W.

- No problem!

- Go get 'em today.

- Thanks.

Soy for you, honey. No dairy.

That's right. Thank you.

Your call list is endless.

- It is?

- We better get right on it.

Kevin, you shouldn't have!

I'm not sure they're giving me

the promotion today.

It's just a widespread

yet credible rumor.

It's from me and the girls.

Oh, right!

Now do me.

I feel like the luckiest girl

in the world.

- Me, too!

- You do?

I had no idea

I could be this happy...

without accruing

credit card debt.


Well, Miss Woods,

even the weird ones get cracked.

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