Labor Pains Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2009
- 89 min
- 311 Views
Hey, why didn't you tell
me earlier? Oh, I know.
Probably because there's so
much that can go horribly wrong.
I mean, I'm out of the woods.
But I do everything right.
Anyway, so I'm having my baby
first, not that it's a competition.
But I win!
Anyway, no, really,
congratulations.
Oh, Thea! Oh, I'm so excited for you.
No wonder you've
been spacey lately.
What's going on?
Everybody, Thea's pregnant!
Don't look at me.
Never would have guessed.
You still look sexy.
I had to tell everyone.
Couldn't keep it a secret.
Of course. How can you
hide that kind of thing?
I should've known. My left knee's
been hurting. When my knee hurts,
it usually means
someone's pregnant.
Yeah, or they're stuck underwater
in a car. Anyway, I'm glad it's this.
So who's
the very lucky fella?
You didn't tell 'em
the rest of the news?
Thea and Miles
are engaged!
Oh!
That's so great!
I mean, I got married before I got
pregnant, but better late than never.
Whoo-hoo!
Yay for you!
Yeah, I'm, I'm really
excited, everyone.
Yeah, thrilled. Over
the moon. Way over it!
Psst.
Pregnant? It's brilliant.
Where did you
come up with that?
I saw it on an episode
of Law and Order.
Yeah. You can't fire
a pregnant woman.
Discrimination, lawsuits,
bad mojo, whatever.
Smart.
By the way,
thanks for your help.
Pregnant wasn't bad enough.
I had to get engaged.
Well, I didn't want people to think
you were some kind of wayward skank.
Is that what you
think of single mothers?
No, of course not. I just happen to
know that a lot of people in the office
think you're a wayward skank and I
thought this could turn it around.
Thanks. Crap, Lisa. What am I gonna
do? How will I get out of this?
Can't we just say that you
I don't know, one
of your tubes. Sprung a leak.
Do you know what
you're talking about?
Let's just go along with
it for a little while
and then we'll say
it was a false alarm.
You thought you were pregnant, but
it turns out you just had crabs.
Ew.
I'm so sorry, Em. I had
a crazy day at work
and I lost track of time.
Am I too late?
The meeting was at four and it's
five o'clock now. You do the math.
I'm really sorry.
Have you been drinking?
I had a cocktail.
Come on. You're 17. You should
be out drinking and smoking
I'll reschedule with your
guidance counselor next week.
Don't bother. I already met with Miss
Talbot and we discussed my options
What options?
some cooking classes after school.
You have
tennis after school.
Yeah, but I'm
sick of tennis.
I was thinking maybe I could go to the
Culinary Institute in San Francisco.
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