Kurt Turns Evil Page #3

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- Yes, who are you?

We are two doctors

in search of a job.

- We are thumbtack specialists.

- And drowning specialists.

Interesting.

Let me see your diplomas.

- I think I left mine at home.

- I don't have one.

He's been in surgery all night.

He left his at home too.

I can't offer you a job

without seeing your diplomas.

- Fine.

- Be gone!

Sorry for the interruption.

Maybe you should try...

pushing right here.

Marvelous! We need more doctors

like you. I can make an exception.

That diploma

is nothing but cellulose, right?

- Exactly.

- But why is he so small?

He looks like a youngster.

He may not be old,

but he is very capable.

- Are you capable?

- I can even read and count.

- Rigmor says...

- Rigmor?

- She's another doctor.

- Is she now?.

- The job is yours!

- With a pager?

That goes without saying.

Without a pager, we doctors

would be utterly worthless!

And nowwe're doctors!

That wasn't so hard.

Patlentfor Dr. Kurt.

The hard part is treating patients.

Come in!

How are you feeling today?

- I'm feeling great.

- Good. And you?

- My stomach hurts.

- What do you say, Bud? A band-aid?

- I don't see any damage.

- My stomach hurts inside.

We can't see

inside your stomach, idiot!

How could we be able to see

Inslde your stomach?

- But what about my stomach pain?

- We'll feed you a band-aid sandwich.

Get well soon!

- We handled that well.

- What if he doesn't get better?

Then he'll come back.

By then we'll be better doctors.

All we need is some practice.

Next!

- Are you going to help her?

- What if it's contagious?

- ReaI doctors don't worry about that.

- We aren't reaI.

- Aren't you reaI doctors?

- Sure! That's a manner of speaking.

Doctor humor is quite speciaI.

- Have you eaten spoiled shrimp?

- Can you help me, doctor?

Help me, doctor!

I think I can help you.

There and there.

OK, you're fit as a fiddle!

- Thank you.

- What do you think, Bud?

- I'll say! That woman looked cured.

- Yes, we are quite capable.

I should hope so. I need help

with an operation tomorrow.

- An operation?

- You want us to operate on someone?

- The two of us?

- Is that a problem?

Not at all. No problem.

We can't wait!

Eager as kids.

ScalpeI.

- See? Howhard can it be?

- Child's play.

Dinner!

- What is it with you?

- Wait till mother comes.

I need to calculate the angle

between that beam and...

Would you be proud

if your father was... a doctor?

"Kill all the doctors,

kill all the nurses... "

Does this mean

a newhouse, car and cabin?

You bet!

Because doctors are loaded!

- And the worst disease you've seen?

- There are so many...

Has anyone been uglier than Helena?

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