Kurt Turns Evil Page #4

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My hair!

What's going on?

They're just happy because

their father is a... doctor.

- You aren't a doctor!

- Aren't you?

I have a pager.

It's illegaI

to pass oneself off as a doctor.

You could go to jaiI! It takes

seven years to become a doctor.

- What will Dr. Petter say?

- Seven years?!

Rigmor says time is relative.

Seven years could only take a minute.

- So you aren't a doctor?

- I am. Nowwe can hunt and traveI...

One can be whatever one wants!

That's what all your magazines claim.

And I'm sure Rigmor does too.

Starting tomorrow

you are no longer a doctor. Promise?

I promise.

WonderfuI, wonderfuI Copenhagen!

I notice that you placed that lung

in the wrong bowl, Dr. Kurt.

Rumor has it you aren't doctors.

That you've been fooling us.

Says who?

Impersonating a doctor

is a very serious crime.

You could almost call it... mean.

Mean? Rigmor says

it's important never to be mean.

Are you doctors, or not?

A scandaI!

A scandaI!

This is an utter scandaI!

A scandaI!

False doctors are loose

in the hospitaI! It's a scandaI!

We're almost out of here!

FC Rosenborg!

Stop them!

Your career as phony doctors is over!

Ow.

My foot!

My foot!

Freeze!

Help!

Help!

PLASTIC SURGERY:

Hey! Wait!

I'm coming to get you!

That back of yours...

CarefuI!

I have a bad back.

I hereby declare,

because I am so nice and popular, -

- the newwing

here at the hospitaI...

...open.

Hooray!

I'm cured!

A scandaI!

- My back!

- Let's go back in.

A scandaI!

Huge breasts, by the way.

Thank you.

What is going on?

- They pretended to be doctors.

- Outrageous!

- Aren't you Dr. Petter's neighbor?

- Yes. Nice to see you again.

No, it isn't! You can't go around

pretending to be a doctor.

- And neither can your son.

- We just wanted to feeI important.

Being a forklift driver

is also important.

Although not as important

as prime minister or doctor.

- Or policeman.

- Or doctor.

- We said doctor!

- It can be repeated.

- Then prime minister should be too.

- Doctor, doctor!

- Prime minister...

- Doctor...

FC Rosenborg!

- I just wanted to feeI important.

- I don't care.

You deserve a spanking

and a huge fine.

WonderfuI Copenhagen, yes!

You just wait.

I'll show all of you!

FOR SALE:

- What about breakfast?

- I'm tired of everything.

SCANDAL!

- You promised not to play doctor!

- Did I really promise?

- I just wanted you to be proud of me.

- I am. Sometimes.

Once last year,

or was it two years ago...

What a huge fine!

Did you get a fine, too?

Let me see.

- We're ruined!

- Ruined?

Won't we be able to afford food?

- Watch my hair!

- Enough of this. Kurt!

You're a forklift driver.

Now go back to work!

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