Kurt Turns Evil Page #2
- Year:
- 2008
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knows so many exciting people.
I talked to the prime minister!
Can you imagine?
Dr. Petter
wants me to design his new garage.
Isn't it wonderfuI?
so much about Dr. Petter.
I'm the one you're most fond of.
You are most fond of me, right,
Anne-Lise?
And you think driving forklifts
is extremely important, don't you?
Cheers!
The forklift race
I think I'll pass this year.
See you later, guys!
Hey, be carefuI!
Oh-la-la!
You saved my life!
Are you a... doctor?
Sure.
Sleeping under water
can result in a premature death.
I know. But we sailors are always
so tired when we go ashore.
fooling around and drinking.
Well, don't drink too much,
exercise and eat fiber.
Wait! In my family,
- we give them
our most prized possession.
- What is your most prized possession?
- I have nothing.
But if I find something nice,
I'll make sure you get it.
Time to upgrade
that kindergarten, Rigmor!
The only thing that needs upgrading
is your head!
We need a doctor!
We need a doctor!
We need a doctor!
Did you say doctor?
At your service!
Thank goodness!
- You aren't a doctor.
- Shut up!
- Then I'm a doctor too.
- You're a tiny moron!
Rigmor has taught us first aid.
I'm as much of a doctor as you.
Please, doctor!
- Are you a doctor?
- Yes.
- Me too.
- Him too?
Then help her!
Let's see...
- Where does it hurt?
- In my butt.
In your butt. Let me see...
How old are you?
-42.
- Have you eaten spoiled shrimp?
- No.
- Have you put anything up your butt?
- No.
- Should we call an ambulance?
Or a better doctor?
A miracle!
That's what I call doctors!
Allowme to buy you
WonderfuI Copenhagen!
Hello, doctor!
- Let's get a job at the hospitaI.
- Rigmor wouldn't...
- No, you are.
Exactly! And I say
let's get a job at the hospitaI.
I'm a doctor, and I need a phone!
- Gunnar speaking.
- Hi. I quit as of... right now.
You can't quit. You've always been
a forklift driver. The best.
I need a more important job now.
- You're important to me.
- You don't know any better.
You've never
talked like this before, Kurt.
That's your problem!
I'm a doctor now. Bye!
Hello?
Rigmor?
Bud's a doctor
and you can go to hell!
- Here's the doctor's office.
- Here's the head doctor's office.
Here's the chief
head doctor's office.
And here's the super mega
chief head doctor's office!
Damned piece-of-junk machine!
- Are you the super mega chief?
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