Kummeli Stories Page #3

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Wouldn't have needed the second one

If Stefa takes care, it's precise

Let it be

With this the competition

will get fiercer -

because I'm pouring nitro

into the fuel tank, Moisio

Thank you

Yes, this kind of lighter bodywork -

needs a little bit wider tires

50 full speed up

(unclear driving instructions)

50 over hillock

Right fast, 100 down

What? What you said?

(gibberish)

Well this is clear advantage to us

Spare weight away, Stefa leaves

F***, I think

they won't come anymore

No they won't come,

let's take the rag down -

and let's go home

I wonder what yummy my wife

has made from potatoes today?

Oh f***, surely we have

f***ing dill meat again

Wait now, we'll make it

together to the finish line

It's quite a bit the same, are

we doing it together or separate

Stefa takes care, it'll be precise.

-Right

Yea, that is precise

Like that

Oh, hey, coming

So they do

Let's go to watch Cindy Crawford

video at my trailer

I keep myself fit with that

No, no, need no,

we need no team, nor group

No, no, we don't follow Vatanen

Leather suit doesn't squeeze balls,

this is heavenly rally

Now the end is spark plug changing

and messing with the oil

Map reading was shitty job,

never learnt it

Couldn't care less, whole

stepping on the gas pisses me off

Now past is cruising,

devil's gnashing has come to an end

No, no, we need no team, nor group

No, no, we don't follow Vatanen

Leather suit doesn't squeeze balls,

this is heavenly rally

No, no, we need no team, nor group

No, no, we don't follow Vatanen

Leather suit doesn't squeeze balls,

this is heavenly rally

Try and hit the right once in awhile

I guess I have eyes on my head

Yes, two and third in the ass

Boys, come to eat

They are seriously

trying to rush through

We'll make them

quiet down eventually

Alright then, welcome to the

inauguration of the dugout

There's like wedding here or what?

Here's ammo and supplies storage.

-Yea-a

On the left,

naturally next to the door -

gun rack

I laid 1.5 meters of

concrete above -

so it's nice to loll here

I was thinking if

Kari would sleep here

This is stove, don't

burn your ass, it's hot

Whose rario is that?

It is radio.

-So

Alright, here's the holiest

of the holies, the dining area

Ilmo, if you could sleep there -

then I could sleep there

in the corner

This is rather practical -

but quite conventional

This sort of shitty outhouses

these have been for 50 years

But this isn't even ready yet

Or what Esa?

-No

I cooked some whitefish for you

I don't like fish at all

Wife ordered me to say that

I'm allergic to fish

Nevertheless I did it according

to couple city boys' recipe

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