John Tucker Must Die
I love that you love
that I love you doing that,
And... no need to rush
between courses,
That top...
looks so hot on you,
I bet it's even hotter
off of you,
JOHN:
Never been here before, babe...
so I hope they have
good vegetarian,
Okay, stop it already,
Three girlfriends?
JOHN:
Oh, no! Veal?I'm sorry,
Let's just go,
You know, if I wanted
to torture animals...
I'd go to a medical lab,
Hey,
Which...
they... torture animals,
Okay, I'm not passing judgment...
but, for whatever reason...
being a vegan teen activist
is usually code for ''easy, ''
You know, for you, I don't have
to give up all meat,
See? I'm not making
this stuff up,
I don't get it,
seem so confident and cool,
How do they not know...
thatJohn's cheating
on all of them?
He's a total operator,
He goes out with girls
from different cliques...
so that they never
actually talk to each other,
And then he
tells them that his father...
won't let him date
during basketball season...
so they'll have
to keep it a secret,
How'd you learn all this stuff?
I don't know,Just a guess,
- Hey, there he is,
- Yo, bro,
- He did?
- Yeah, totally,
Hold on, one second,
Hey, Yeah, actually...
What's up, fellas?
What's up, man?
Yo, Tuck!
Agua, please?
And some popcorn,
What's up, girl?
Hey,
Lookin' good,
Hey,Johnny,
Hey,
Hey,
You got something sweet for me?
Of course,
I don't know,
John was confident...
in his system forjuggling girls...
but even he couldn't anticipate
Oh, my gosh!
Coach Claypoole!
Are you all right?
How was he to know...
Coach Claypoole had acute angina?
It wasn'tJohn's fault,
It was a pre-existing condition,
and she stabilized...
and took early retirement
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