John Tucker Must Die Page #2

in Sun City, Florida,

John Tucker,

Anyway, the point is...

Coach Claypoole is

in the hospital...

so we're combining

all first period gym classes,

Yeah, yeah, I know,

We all hate each other,

No, we hate you,

Okay,Jennifer, Alison, Molly...

Sarah, Denise and Kimmi, this side!

My name is Lucretia!

On this side, I want Beth,

Carrie, Heather and...

what's-your-face,

I'm Kate, Kate,

All right, ladies...

let's play ball!

You're Heather, right?

I'm Kate,

So?

You weren't at the party last night,

Where were you?

Well, this is totally on the DL,

I mean, not fit to print,

I'm dating...John Tucker,

Hey!

Sorry, It slipped,

Okay, All right, I'm fine,

Okay, everybody, Let's play,

You know what?

That was no accident!

He's mine!

Stay away from him!

Oh, you little brat!

Oh! Girls! Peace and love!

Come on!

No guy is worth fighting over!

Stop!

There's nothing to fight about!

John Tucker's mine!

Oh!

What the hell is your problem?

I am dating John Tucker,

Enough!

She knocked her out,

Let's get back in the game,

I said, ''Enough!''

Stop it, Beth,

Darn it, Coach,

Let me at her!

-Just let me get them!

- Put those balls down!

Put those balls down!

Put down those balls!

Just stop!

This guy is cheating on all of you...

and instead of taking it out on him...

you're beating the sh*t

out of each other?!

Language!

Detention,

You, you, you and you!

Honestly,

Who is that?

I don't know,

Pam... something,

Uh...

Sorry, it's, uh...

Cheap Trick, I understand,

Yeah, Yeah, it is,

Yeah, you can't really hum

to Cheap Trick,

No, once you've started...

you're kind of obligated to...

to belt it out,

Yeah,

I'm Scott,

You're from...

Chemistry, right?

Yeah, Yeah, I'm-I'm Kate,

So, um, where is everybody?

Detention?

You-You came early

to detention?

Oh, um, well, it's, you know...

I would hate

to m-m-miss a minute...

of being... detained,

Hey, babe,

Hey,John,

I had a great time with

these two on the beach,

Ugh...

Oh, Wow,

That's not, uh, usually

the reaction he gets from girls,

It's generally more like a...

Yeah, okay,

''Jerk'' isn't really my type,

Yeah, you're right,

He can have his jerk moments,

Oh, I thought he was you

guys'... god, or whatever,

You're close,

He's my older brother,

Oh, You're the other Tucker?

What is that? Is that, like,

''the loser Tucker''?

Oh, no, no,

That's not what I meant,

I just... you just don't look...

Hot, buff, or capable of

inciting an all-girl smackdown?

No, you're right,

Naw, it's-it's cool,

I'll let you in on a secret, though,

My mom...

says I'm special on the inside,

Good for you,

Yeah,

John? Can I talk to you for a sec?

Yeah, sure,

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