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...right here on our stage.

Before I bring out the Vienna

Boys Choir and Topo Gigio...

...I would love to introduce you

to a new discovery of mine:

Little Frankie Castelluccio.

Frankie, get on up here.

Come on, don't be shy.

You want your shot? F***ing sing.

Come on.

I can't give you anything but love, baby

That's the only thing I've plenty of

- He's cute.

- He is, really.

Baby'

Dream a while

Scheme a while

We're sure in find

Happiness

And I guess

All those things you've always pined for

Gee, I'd like to see you looking swell

Baby'

Diamond bracelets woolwonh doesn't sell

Baby

Till that lucky day

You know darned well, baby

I can't give you anything but love

Anything but love

He is so good.

Go ahead. Just say "good night."

Good night.

Thank you very much,

ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you all for coming.

Hope you enjoyed your evening.

Anybody seen my lighter?

Look who it is.

What do you want?

- Hey, Frankie.

You sang good tonight.

It was good, not great.

They seemed to like it.

Yeah? Look what we got over here.

We got an audience expert.

- I'll tell you when they like it.

- I'm just saying.

Maybe you shouldn't say so much

and start listening, huh?

- Move, move.

What?

You see the redhead in the front row?

It's not under there.

I seen her clocking you.

You can get in.

- Nah. She was with somebody.

Oh, yeah?

- So you take her for a spin.

Like in what?

Taking her in the Plymouth.

- You gonna lend me your car?

I might lend you the car.

Bullshit.

Just don't wrap yourself around a tree.

I don't have to fill out a lot of forms.

Look. He's chomping at the bit.

What's a matter with you? Sit.

There's a couple things you gotta know first.

I don't have time for this sh*t.

There's two types of women.

There's Type A and Type B.

Type A:
They're real easy. They jump

right into bed with you. Boom, boom, boom.

Then later on, they break your balls.

Then there's Type B.

Ask Nicky about Type B.

Tell him about Type B.

You gotta wine them, dine them.

- Then what do they do?

- Break your balls.

They bust-a the balls.

- I don't get it.

You don't get it.

You see this face? He don't get it.

Don't worry. You will.

- You want the car? Huh?

- Yeah.

Yeah? Look at him. He's going for it.

What do you wanna do? Gosh!

- Oh, Frankie. Oh, Frankie.

- Oh.

What's a matter? Come on, you wanna fight?

You wanna go, big man with the ladies?

- Come here. Let's go. Like this.

- Come on, Tommy.

Like this. Like this.

He's hooking. He's hooking.

- What happened?

- Don't do that. Don't hit me, man.

- Oh, there he is.

Don't do that. Don't hit me.

He took a swing. Ha-ha-ha.

- All right. He's a slugger.

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