InAPPropriate Comedy Page #3

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I'm waiting for my wife.

She's coming to pick me up.

But in the meantime,

do you want a job?

I got like full-Time job work.

You looking for anything?

Not really. I'm just

waiting for my wife.

All right.

Where'd you get that water?

In there.

Did you pay for it?

Of course.

With food stamps?

[SCOFFS]

My government's supporting you,

bro. It's all right.

Oh, hey, hey.

You looking for work?

Trabajo?

Oh, si.

Trabajo. Do you speak Spanish?

Do you speak English?

Oh, si.

Yo soy bueno.

Bueno.

Yo bueno. Trabajo. All right,

come on, let's do this.

Yo bueno.

Yeah, trabajo, come on.

We got you lots

of American jobs,

Where you can eat

that corn on a stick.

And you save up money,

dinero, and buy a low rider.

And just f***ing ruin

the neighborhoods,

Bring property values

down for everybody.

Si. Dinero, gracias.

Yeah, that's the dream, man.

We'll trabajo the f***

out of your sh*t, bro.

Trabajo?

Yes, yes,

That's what

I'm talking about, Jose.

That's what I'm talking about. You're welcome.

Gracias. Enjoy yourself.

[LAUGHING]

[SPEAKING SPANISH] please!

Ipor favor! Landale!

Isenor, senor, no, no, no!

[YELLING IN SPANISH]

Hey! Hey!

[YELLING IN SPANISH]

I got one for you, bro.

Where's my bounty?

Sir, don't get out of the car.

I f***ing got one.

Find a black, got to park that.

Whoo! Better luck

next time, Paco.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Sir, hands on the...

hands on the ramp.

Put your hands on the...

put your hands on the bars.

Hands up, on the bars.

Hands on the bars. Ok.

Please explain to this

guy to get off me,

That I'm an American.

Jew S.A.

What?

A Jew S.A.

No, U.S.A.!

Sir...

no, not Jew S.A.!

U.S.A.!

Why is there a man

in the back of your truck?

Yes, exactly. Why do I

have to catch Mexicans.

On our side

of the f***ing border?

That's exactly

the right question.

Jew crazy, man.

Did you call me a Jew?

Yeah, Jew.

Do you know this man?

Jew.

Why is he...

why is in the cage?

And f***ing stay there! Don't

you ever f***ing call me a Jew!

Put him down, put him

down, put him down.

Put him down.

No, no!

I'm swade with "blackass,".

And we like to call

this one the Johnson joust.

Whatever, open your mouth wide.

Get ready for it,

we coming for you.

[INDISTINCT] You ready?

Go for his face because

he used to kissin' 'em.

We got you.

Ohh!

It stayed that hard

when he was with a man.

Ohh!

Shut the f*** up!

That's right.

F*** you, n*gger. N*gger,

check out my King Kong sh*t.

My King Kong sh*t, b*tch.

Yeah, your sh*t little.

All this dick and no

balls, shut the f*** up.

[ALL YELLING]

Oh, sh...

Ohh!

Ohh! To the face!

To the face!

You all right, baby?

You all right?

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