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petitioning our government.

To start for over 10 years,

And as soon as we get a white

president back in the office,

I will continue

those petitions.

It's really ridiculous.

All right, is that...

MAN:
Yeah.

Are we good?

- We're good.

- All right.

Dude, dude!

Bro, bro! Oh, my...

Is that for...

is that...

Is that for real happening,

is that for real?

I think that was really them.

[LAUGHS] For real?

Mexicans!

Like, they just ran through

there. Did you get that?

We got it.

Is it on?

I can't believe we got that.

That is...

Oh, my god, did we get that?

That is so f***in' sweet!

[BIRD SQUAWKING]

Hey, excuse me.

What's going on?

Hey, did they like... do like

illegals comes through here?

Like, the immigrants

looking for work and stuff?

A couple times a day.

Yeah?

Every now and then.

And what, people just pick them

up here? What's the story?

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.

You're cool with that?

It's normal around here, man.

- Yeah. American jobs.

- Yeah.

Someone's going to get

your job one day.

- Maybe so.

- Maybe so, definitely.

Yeah. All right.

Hi.

How are you?

What's going on?

Hey, how you doing,

what's up, man?

What's up, brother?

How you doing?

All right.

Hey, where are the Mexicans?

Uh, I don't know...

Oh, go for it, I'm sorry.

Are you... are

you ok, ma'am?

You're not in any danger?

What?

Blink if there's a problem.

Volkswagen, I like this.

Some German engineering.

I like the germane.

They had some...

They had some

really good ideas.

They had some really good ones.

Misunderstood

in the end, but...

- Is that right?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

What team do you play for?

[LAUGHS]

Ma'am, are you sure?

What?

I like this, the race mixing.

It's a good thing.

It's not enough

to steal our money,

You got to steal

our white women, too.

I like you anyway, though, man.

You're one of those, like,

You're one of those like

white blacks.

It's really quite refreshing.

You're really fun,

man, I tell you what.

You're really funny.

If they were all like you, man.

Is that right?

If they were all like you,

it wouldn't be a problem.

Gotcha. Never would

have had the sixties.

I gotcha, I gotcha.

You know, I don't have a problem

with the back of the bus.

It's cooler there.

But some people got uppity,

and then it's like,

I want to sit in the front,

but I guess not.

Get a load of this idiot right here.

Yeah.

You're just going

to drive away?

Yeah, yeah, I think so, buddy.

All right. I hope you don't

go to jail tonight.

That's your final solution,

then, just drive away.

In your... your German

engineered car.

All right.

[WIND CHIMES CHIMING]

Bro, you want a job?

You looking for work?

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