Identity Thief Page #2
because we haven't had
The company's doing well,
I thought maybe this was the day.
Okay. Just because
Harry Cornish gets a bonus
doesn't necessarily mean that Peterson...
What's your first name, Peterson?
It's Sandy Patterson.
Was that rough?
The first name is... No, it's Sandy Koufax.
Oh, right.
My dad was a big ball fan.
Let me go cut these checks.
You watch baseball?
It just sounded funny, the way you said it.
I'll leave that one alone,
it's your dad.
Oh, yeah. No.
Seriously, though,
what is it exactly that you do?
I manage the in-house accounts, sir.
So, essentially, you do what the program
that my wife uses, called Quicken, does.
- Well...
- You put numbers in boxes.
You could train a baboon to do it,
if you had to.
The fact of the matter is,
the economy is changing.
People like me are important.
and pay people like you with it.
You understand?
You know what? I'm gonna get
you a copy of The Fountainhead.
You're gonna read it, you're gonna
understand why this is good for everybody.
All right. Let's do it today,
because I gotta get on the plane,
'cause I gotta go to Tahiti.
You're gonna go to Tahiti today?
Yeah, I'm going today.
Not private, either. Commercial.
- Sure.
- We all have to take a haircut.
- Private would be excessive. Not you.
- All right.
Man.
Sandy Patterson.
Hello, Sandy,
I'm Jeanette from Lady's Choice Salon.
appointment for this Friday at 3:00.
Sorry, you've got the wrong number.
Oh, is this Sandy Bigelow Patterson?
Yeah. But...
"407." Where is that?
Winter Park, Florida.
Okay. You've got Denver, here.
How did you dial this number?
Well, you didn't leave one when you
made the appointment, so we googled you.
I see. Well, you've got the wrong...
Sorry, buddy.
Can you meet me in the parking garage?
Level 7B.
- Sure.
- Thanks.
Hey. He's here.
What's this? What's going on?
Is everything all right?
You like getting f***ed?
Because that is what's happening upstairs.
Aren't you sick of
getting f***ed by Cornish?
Yeah, I'm a little sore.
We don't like it either.
That's why we're leaving.
We're starting our own firm.
We're taking all our clients.
Come with us.
Come with you?
Sandy, you're the best at what you do.
You'd be a VP. You'll have your own office.
What are you making right now?
I make 50.
How about 250?
When are you doing this?
Now.
Now. Today, now?
Come on.
Could I have everybody's attention please?
The six of us are leaving
to start a new company.
You now have our new contact information.
If you think of yourself as a cog,
we're not interested.
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