Holy Matrimony Page #2

What is that?

I've witnessed firsthand | the torrents of the soul.

I have felt the devil's tongue.

This is my home... Uncle.

I belong here.

I read from Proverbs: 22, 6.

"Train up a child in the way | he should go. And when he is old...

he will not depart from it."

Welcome home, Peter. | Welcome.

Thank you. Thank you. | It's good to be back.

Peter.

Did you leave something in | the car like me for instance?

Hmm? Hi.

Uh... excuse me.

Uh, yes, um... | [Clears Throat]

Excuse me. | Excuse me.

Ow!

Are you nuts?

I'm trying to help us here and you're | a hair away from blowing the deal.

- Put some clothes on. | - I have clothes on. | You wanna see me get naked?

Do you? | What I need is a drink.

You want a drink? | Okay, look. See there. That's a faucet.

Knock yourself out.

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Peter... | who is that woman?

She's my, uh...

Uh, she's, uh... my wife.

What? Your wife?

Uh, um... | She's to be my wife.

You know, | we do not like to judge...

as our Lord, Jesus Christ | judged no one.

But that woman...

- hmph... | - [Continues]

Does not appear | to be of our sort.

Ja, ja, I agree.

And that is why | she's been sent to me...

to be a test of my, | of my patience...

and my generosity.

[Exhales] | She wants to learn our way.

And God has asked me... | to show her.

- Boo! | - [Dog Barking]

[Sighs] | No.

This is not happening!

That is Zeke's way. | When he gets nervous, he passes out.

Nothing to be concerned about. | Just give him a nudge.

- Wake up! | - [Dog Barking]

Well, my name's Havana. | And you're?

Oh, I get it, | you have no name.

Okay. All right. | Well... actually I'm fine.

- Thank you for asking. | - I presume you're Havana.

Then you presume | right on.

I'm Uncle Wilhelm. | I'm the head of the Colony.

- Welcome to our family, Havana. | - Thanks. It's...

Uncle Wilhelm, | I see you met Havana.

- Yes, we met, and it was | a beautiful moment had by all. | - Good.

[Chuckles] | Colony life will be difficult at first...

but it will be easier | if you live it for God's sake.

There is a lot for her to learn, | Uncle Wilhelm. It'll take a little time.

We are pleased that you | have decided to marry Peter...

- andjoin our simple way oflife. | - He is?

- She makes a fine breeder for us. | - Oh.

[Chuckles] | Thank you.

- Sorry, I... I have to work now. | - Okay.

You can breed this!

Havana, the rules of the Colony are | very strict. I had to think of something.

Some way that the elders would | let you stay 'til I think of a plan...

Plan? Is that what you call getting married; | figuring out a plan? What am I, a yo-yo?

- Shh. | - I'm getting whiplash. I have a plan.

And my plan is to go to Hollywood, | lose you forever. That is what I call a plan.

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