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Oh, for when Mr Tea...
Mr Teatime?
It's pronounced...
Teh-ah-tim-eh, sir.
Everyone gets it wrong, sir.
How did you get in here?
Easily. I got mildly... scorched
on the last few feet, of course.
The dog seems to like you.
I get on well with... animals, sir.
I have a report...
...here that says that you nailed
Sir George's dog to the ceiling.
I couldn't have it barking
while I was working, sir.
- Some people would have drugged it.
- Oh.
But I definitely fulfilled the contract.
I checked Sir George's breathing
with a mirror, as instructed.
Apparently his head was several
feet from his body at that point.
That was alright, wasn't it, sir?
It, erm...
...lacked elegance.
I thank you, sir!
I'm always happy to be corrected.
I shall remember that... next time.
It was about the next
time that I wished to talk.
As a matter of interest,
how would you go about
inhuming this gentleman?
You don't have to
worry. She always wins.
Very well done.
Very p-sychological. Clever
idea, that, bending the poker.
I expect you're not afraid
any more, eh, my girl?
No.
No. Very p-sychological.
Susan says, "Don't
get afraid. Get angry."
Oh, well, er, thank you, Susan.
And now, if you'd all like to
come back into the parlour...
I mean, the drawing room...
Dashed convincing, the way
she bent the poker like that!
- Have they all gone, Twyla?
- Yes, Susan.
Good.
Mind the tail!
That's what we do to monsters.
Now it's back to bed for you, my girl.
Difficult, sir.
Certainly.
But I have devoted
some... time to it, sir.
You mean you've actually
sat down and thought out
how to inhume the Hogfather?
Why, yes, sir. And the Soul Cake Duck.
And Death, sir.
They're imaginary creatures.
Makes it a challenge.
I suppose I just see things
differently from other people.
We may be able to see the complaint
of Sir George's estate against you
with regard to his
dog rather differently,
and approve your graduation to
full membership of the Guild.
Take the dark, sir?
Wear black, sir?
If you agree to
undertake... this contract.
With due elegance, of course.
With elegance guaranteed, sir.
Er, Mr
Teh-ah-tim-eh?
You have... actually
applied yourself to a study
of ways of killing Death?
Only as a hobby, sir.
But then some people might say
that he is technically immortal.
Everyone has their weak points, sir.
It's gone six. He's not coming.
- Let's go.
- Sit down, will you?
Assassins are always fashionably late,
because of style, right?
What's this? You never said
anything about him being an assassin.
It's Teatime. He's paying top
rate. We can wait for top rate.
Teatime?
I've heard he's... mental.
And he's got a funny eye.
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