Hitch script
Hitch (2005)
Synopsis: While helping his latest client woo the fine lady of his dreams, a professional "date doctor" finds that his game doesn't quite work on the gossip columnist with whom he's smitten.

to the high-stakes medal round...

where eight out of 10 women

believe that the first kiss...

will tell them everything they need to know

about the relationship.

After that, you're on your own.

But always remember...

life is not the amount of breaths you take.

It's the moments that take your breath away.

Did I call it or did I call it?

I mean, what did I say, six months?

And when was her first date?

So five-and-a-half?

God, I hate it when I'm right.

What is it about guys that makes them

want to screw anything that walks...

even when they're going out with

someone as awesome as Allegra Cole?

She's only the most fabulous thing

walking around New York.

Thanks, Young.

Are you kidding?

Of course I'm gonna run it.

Why should she waste her heart

on some Swedish aristo-brat?

Even if he is gorgeous.

If he's stupid enough to cheat...

the world should know

he's dumb enough to get caught.

Exactly. I'm in the elevator.

See you in a minute.

Good morning, how are you?

Bitter, party of one.

You should try it sometime.

Barbados by myself?

I wouldn't last five minutes.

It was just what the doctor ordered.

I slept in, I did my yoga,

I read a couple of books...

flirted with my scuba instructor.

- And apparently never left the office.

- I know, isn't that great?

You should've taken someone with you.

Who am I gonna take with me?

This is where a boyfriend comes in handy.

- I don't have time for a boyfriend.

- You said that two years ago.

Yes, and it's as true today as it was then.

I thought you were on vacation.

See if these are in focus

and have them in my desk in an hour.

Besides, relationships are for people

waiting for something better to come along.

Spoken like a true cynic.

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Kevin Bisch

Kevin Bisch is a Smithtown alumni and screenwriter of films such as Hitch starring Will Smith and Kevin James. more…

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