to the high-stakes medal round...
where eight out of 10 women
believe that the first kiss...
will tell them everything they need to know
about the relationship.
After that, you're on your own.
But always remember...
Did I call it or did I call it?
I mean, what did I say, six months?
And when was her first date?
God, I hate it when I'm right.
even when they're going out with
She's only the most fabulous thing
walking around New York.
Are you kidding?
on some Swedish aristo-brat?
Even if he is gorgeous.
he's dumb enough to get caught.
Exactly. I'm in the elevator.
See you in a minute.
Good morning, how are you?
Bitter, party of one.
You should try it sometime.
Barbados by myself?
I wouldn't last five minutes.
It was just what the doctor ordered.
I slept in, I did my yoga,
I read a couple of books...
flirted with my scuba instructor.
- I know, isn't that great?
Who am I gonna take with me?
- I don't have time for a boyfriend.
- You said that two years ago.
Yes, and it's as true today as it was then.
I thought you were on vacation.
See if these are in focus
and have them in my desk in an hour.
Besides, relationships are for people
Spoken like a true cynic.
Synopsis: While helping his latest client woo the fine lady of his dreams, a professional "date doctor" finds that his game doesn't quite work on the gossip columnist with whom he's smitten.