Hit and Run Page #3

a gray area now

that we are friends.

But do not

touch my weapon

again. It's unsafe.

Okay. I'm sorry.

I trained for two years

to be able to do this.

Okay.

So please,

do me a solid.

I'm not going to touch it.

I won't bring it up again.

I promise. I'm not

going to touch it.

All right, thank you.

Okay.

Okay.

And it's not

your fault. I know.

Oh, no.

Did it not go good?

No, it went

really well.

Then why are you upset?

You just look so

stupid sitting there.

So impossibly cute.

And I don't even know

why you like me so much.

Oh, mama.

I think you're stupid.

(CHAIR CREAKING)

I should have oiled that.

(CHUCKLES)

So she didn't fire you?

Debby found me

a job where I could

head my own department.

In my field.

And it would be

the first one like it

in the country.

And it would be perfect.

Then why are you upset?

Because it's in L.A.

And I would have to

leave and move to L.A.

It's in L.A.?

That's the only place

this job exists? In L.A.?

No other place?

No, Charlie.

There's no other place.

It only exists in L.A.

And Debby told me

that if I didn't

take the interview

she would fire me.

And I wouldn't even

have my job here anymore.

Will you say

something, please?

What do you want me to say?

There's nothing to say.

Well, what are

you thinking?

What am I thinking?

I think I'm pissed

that the one thing

that makes me happy,

the one thing that

makes this sh*t-hole town

bearable is leaving.

I didn't say

I was leaving.

You're leaving!

Even if you

wanted to stay,

I wouldn't let you.

I wouldn't forgive myself

and you wouldn't either.

That's not true.

If I stayed

I wouldn't resent you.

Hey.

Where are you going?

I'm gonna go

talk to Debby.

About what?

I'm gonna

beg her to let me

have my job back.

Okay, wait.

Slow down a second.

Are you sure

you want to do this?

If I wanted to go to L.A.,

I'd have to be outside

packing my car up to

get there by Wednesday.

Yeah. So you don't see me

packing up my car, do you?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey.

This doesn't feel right.

I'll be back

in an hour or two.

You have been

dating this clown

for one year.

It's only going to

take you six months

to get over him.

Now, I want you

to take one of these

when it gets unbearable.

Some Xanies in here.

And Lorazepam.

Oh! Dilaudid.

My gift to you.

Debby, I don't need it.

I don't need the pills.

Take it!

(CAR ENGINE REVVING)

Look at Captain

Longdick out there.

Does this guy like

to f***, or what?

That's Charlie!

What are you doing here?

I'm here to take

your fat ass to L.A.

You can't leave.

Yeah.

Look, I can't live

here without you

and I'm not

letting you stay.

So I suggest you get in.

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