Het echte leven Page #3

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- You don't need to be scared.

Wimp. Get lost.

Stay away.

Doormat.

What? Did you think I was making

those hysterical noises?

I thought you were a couple.

No, I choose my men more carefully.

Have some.

- Thanks.

In a while,

he'll start playing guitar.

Just wait.

He always does that.

I guess it's some

twisted kind of shyness.

It can be tough if you have to talk

to girls.

Nice story yesterday

at The Bar.

Thank you.

Can you do the dishes?

I'm not here.

This is Simone from Synovate.

Do you think I could fall in love

with you?

With me?

That's difficult to say.

Why's that?

- Because it's...

It's just that it's easy

to hurt each other.

Have you ever hurt anyone?

Or were you the one

who was hurt?

I'm sorry.

- Go on. Don't be shy.

Suddenly she started talking about love.

- That was wonderful.

I didn't know.

- It was just so...

Funny?

- It doesn't matter.

Are you still there?

I'll be right back.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

I have to go to work.

That jerk put the alarm

an hour behind.

Tjaltje, I wanted some quality time

together. So what?

Hey, what's wrong with you?

- He's still worried about his wife.

Wimp. If you want your wife back,

take a girlfriend.

You can't just take someone.

- Why not?

I took you.

A few times even.

Bye.

This beats cooking.

Can you get that?

Anyone there?

Hey girl, you look good.

Daily Dish or Vegetarian?

Vegetarian. And to drink:

red, white?

If she has the hiccups but is still

at it, you're doing something right.

'Vegetarian' for the dumbo.

Not so loud. She'll hear you.

- Why? I'm not saying anything wrong, am I?

So, you were really going at it?

- Powerfully.

At every hiccup I was ejected.

I've never experienced that before.

Keep going.

- At every hiccup I was ejected.

At every hiccup I was ejected.

Such power. I've never

experienced that before.

Me neither.

Must be a matter of size.

What do you mean by that?

That your little Luke is rather small, Luke.

- Or Tjaltje's hiccups were very bad.

Let's talk about you.

- About me?

Loes, we need female input.

Suppose Dirk loves his wife.

- He does, judging by his stories.

But she cheats on him a lot.

What should he do to get her back?

Get a girlfriend, probably.

- You see?

But I don't want a girlfriend.

- That doesn't matter.

Loes, how do you feel about Dirk?

- Well, Luke, that's an idea.

Could be interesting. Bald.

Sturdily built. A good cook.

That's no coincidence, my friend.

What isn't?

- That you're looking at dumbo.

It's just...

- She's the perfect candidate.

And she won't ever

sound smarter than you.

Dear Simone,

As I was trying to tell you...

I can't trust you anymore

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