Hansel & Gretel Get Baked Page #2

Please let me go.

Nah, I wish I could,

But, I still got the munchies.

Damn, they look really good.

Thanks.

Smell even better.

Ash back with that milk?

No, and I've left him,

like, a dozen messages.

You don't think he got arrested

or anything, do you?

no.

He must have just smoked up

and forgot where we live.

Whatever.

You aren't gonna post that, are you?

Um...

There's a life outside of

the internet you know?

Oh, god!

oh, god!

"oh, god," is right,

And delicious.

Here's some meat,

you sweetheart.

Ash, why haven't you call me back?

Hey, watch where you're going.

Up yours, lady.

Excuse me, I would like to apologize

on behalf of my little brother,

He should think before he speaks.

And please take into consideration

that he's only five years old.

Yeah, only five years old.

What he meant to say was,

Blow it out your pie hole,

you nasty ho-bag!

And up yours again, lady!

Manny, where's ashton?

Oh, sh*t,

whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, you gotta chill out.

What's going on?

I'm looking for ashton,

he's not home,

And he hasn't answered

any of my calls or texts.

Last time I checked,

my boy was a pussywhip.

She always so intense?

Oh, yeah, she's got major control issues

when she's not stoned.

She's totally killing my buzz.

I was thinking the same thing.

We keep thinking alike.

Hello, still standing here.

Right.

One minute.

what do you want?

Manny, where's ashton?

Tsk, didn't I take

this quiz already?

Really, manny? Really?

All right, have one, baby.

Mmm, baby, that felt good.

You're f***in' sexy.

I f***in' love you, b*tch.

Manny, focus!

Please.

No, I haven't seen him.

Thanks for friggin' nothing.

He did call me last night, though.

What did you talk about?

He wanted agnes' address.

Agnes? Who's agnes?

Oh, she's this sweet

little old lady, man.

But she's got this killer...

Black forest high?

Baby, that's what

we're smoking right?

Yeah that's right baby, damn!

You got a good-ass memory,

mamacita.

Focus, manny.

Okay, uh...

I don't know, he's probably

smoked the f*** out.

And he's just crawling

in front of her house, man.

I warned him,

that's some sick sh*t.

Mmm!

Text me her address.

Tell her manny sent you, okay?

All right, where were we, baby?

Come here, oh!

Where you been?

Have a life.

All right, see you guys.

Can you take me to pasadena?

What's in pasadena?

A little old lady.

Hello.

Mr. Woodsman, there's

a police officer on the phone,

He says he needs to speak to

a manager right away.

Oh, thanks, sam.

Hello, officer,

this is norm woodsman.

Apg&e, district manager,

what can I do for you?

Well, yes, we are missing a van.

Thank you.

Kevin, what happened to you?

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