Good Luck Chuck Page #3

Are they even?

So you knew they were even.

Of course they were even. I did them.

I just wanted you to see them

without having to pay

for a lap dance.

How did you get a license

to practice medicine?

You need a license?

Listen, have you noticed

anything different about me?

Other than your aversion

to fantastic, gigantic titties?

Women seem to be

coming on to me

in an unusual manner.

Really?

That's crazy.

Charlie! Stuart.

Carol.

Are these back

in season again?

You're getting married.

What can I say?

I guess you are

a lucky charm.

You have 14 new messages.

Message 1.

Hey, Charlie.

My name's Nicole Adams.

You don't know me,

but I got your number

from Amy in Radiology.

I was wondering

if we could meet up

for drinks

one of these nights.

Hi, Charlie.

My name's Julia.

I normally don't do this, but I'm desperate.

Could you-

I'm not sure how you

choose your dates,

but I'm 5'10", blonde-

Hello, Charlie.

My name is Daisy.

Uh, actually in town-

Hi. My name is Bob.

No, it's not a wrong number.

Hear me out.

Hi. This is Cindy.

I'm a friend of Katie's-

Hey, my name's Colleen-

Hey, there.

We met at the gym.

StairMaster buddies?

Eat up, Shadow.

Last chance before bedtime.

Good boy.

Grumpy, don't be a pig.

Don't be a pig.

That's Chester's.

There you go.

Good boy.

Here, Dougie.

Gobble it up.

Come here, Tina.

Grumpy,

you're such a pig.

Joe, hurry up!

I want to go home.

Did you get lost

back there?

Sorry.

Just taking five...

hits from my bong.

If they catch you with weed,

you're going to get fired.

They don't care

that you're my brother.

Oh, take a chillaxitive.

How is anybody

going to know?

Maybe 'cause you smell like you've been

bathing in bong water.

Sweet.

What's that in your pocket?

Oh, I was looking for this.

Three months.

Hey, Skully.

Joe!

Joe, I'm slipping!

And you think I look wasted.

Grumpy, no!

You okay?

I think I chipped a tooth.

It's great to finally meet you.

Let me get that for you.

- Oh, thank you.

- Sure.

- All right?

- Yeah.

All right.

Are you ready?

Yeah, let's go.

Don't you want to, uh-

What?

I don't know,

have dinner first?

Is that how this works?

How what works?

The thing.

The thing. The magic.

The charm.

Wait a second.

Gretel, what the hell

are you talking about?

You're a lucky charm.

You have sex with someone,

and then they find

their true love.

Isn't that how it works?

Has everybody

lost their minds?

That's ridiculous.

That's absurd.

Do you want top

or bottom?

Put that back

in your secret booby place.

That's- No.

I don't want to take

advantage of you.

Look, don't take this

so seriously.

I'm certainly not.

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