Good Burger Page #4

Oh, I'll see you in hell!

Okay. See you there.

Such a nice guy;

I don't know why

he had to throw the

bread everywhere.

I mean, jeez.

One more Good Shake.

Good, good,

keep them coming.

Um, dude, don't you think

you've had enough?

Hey...

Hey, you look familiar.

Don't I know you from somewhere?

Ever been to Australia?

No.

Me neither.

I could've sworn I seen

you someplace before.

Hey, I know.

Maybe I'm someone famous.

You know,

like a baseball player,

or a pretty nurse. Huh.

What? Man, what in the world

are you talking about?

Okay, okay, I give up.

Who am I?

I don't know who you are,

or where I know you from,

or why you think

you're an attractive nurse.

But I am sure I don't

want to know you

any longer.

Now please, go away.

I've had a very bad day.

What's wrong?

Were you bitten by a sheep?

What?!

Did you lose

your trousers?

No!

Look, you're an unusually

bad guesser,

so I'm going to go ahead

and tell you why I'm upset.

to fix some jerk's car,

to fix my mother's car

and I just got fired.

Man.

I can't believe Kurt fired me

from Mondo Burger.

I mean, he yelled at me,

then he insulted me.

He made fun of me.

Boy, you must really suck.

See, right about now,

I'd slap you

in your head,

but I'm not quite sure

that your brain would understand

the concept of pain.

Hey!

Want to see my belly button?

Well, it was

very unusual

to meet you... Ed.

I'm going to go now

and try to beg someone

for a summer

job, man. Bye.

Wait. You could work

here at Good Burger.

Here?

Yeah. Hey, Mr. Baily,

this guy needs a job.

Could he have one?

No!

See ya.

Wait, wait, wait.

Come on, Mr. Baily.

He really needs one.

He can do fries.

Otis does fries.

Yeah,

but look at him.

How much longer

could he possibly live?

Yeah.

Well...

Have you ever worked in

fast food before, uh...

Uh, Dexter. Dexter Reed.

And yes, I have worked

in fast food.

Yeah? How long?

Nearly two days.

Oh, well...

Do you know how to drive

a motor vehicle?

Yes.

I'm an excellent driver.

Any accidents on your record?

Not to your knowledge.

All right, Dexter.

I'm going to

give you a shot.

You're on deliveries.

And you may have

to pitch in

and do some

counter work.

Okay.

Cool! I'll teach him

everything I know!

Oh... God help me.

I won't let you down.

Hey, Fizz.

This is Dexter.

Fizz works drive-thru.

Well, hi-de-ho, Dex.

Uh, hi-de-ho, Fi.

\"Fi\"?

Wow, nobody's ever abbreviated

my name before.

I love that.

Huh!

Hey, and that's Otis. Huh.

and still works

in fast food. Huh.

I should've died years ago.

Tough break.

And there's Deedee.

She's a

veterinarian.

Vegetarian.

Oh.

That means she

doesn't eat fur.

I won't wear fur.

I don't eat meat.

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