Gigli Page #8

Go down to Marie Callender's...

get me a big bowl, pie, some ice cream on it.

Good.

Put some on your head...

your tongue would slap your brains out

trying to get to it.

Interested?

Sure?

Yeah, I'm trying to get in shape, you know.

Say no more.

Thanks for the hospitality.

It can't be the most pleasant thing

to have your privacy be intruded on.

Maybe if you hear anything,

you'll let me know?

Yeah, you know, if I hear anything.

Yeah, I'll let you know.

All right.

A federal f***ing prosecutor!

- F***!

- Larry?

- I'll come back now, okay?

- What are you doing? I told you to...

- I'm hungry.

- We got nothing to eat.

- I'm hungry, though.

- A federal f***ing prosecutor.

- My brother's a federal f***ing "prostitutor."

- You don't say.

Put this on.

- Did you know about all that stuff?

- No, not all of it.

- Maybe we should check into a hotel.

- F*** that.

I live here. This is my place.

No one's getting me out of my place.

Put this on, too.

- I'm hungry. I wanna eat.

- I heard you the first f***ing five times.

Come on.

F***ing around.

When are we getting to the Baywatch?

- What? What's that? You hear that?

- No.

What is that? It's the walkie-talkie again.

Hello? What?

You got to be kidding me. Again?

What's the deal with these guys?

How long? Maybe tomorrow? Okay.

Kick those guys in the ass for me, will you?

Those f***ing guys. All right.

Talk to you later. Give us a call back.

Unbelievable.

You believe that?

The Baywatch is closed today. Again.

- They're closed?

- Yeah, I talked to them.

They said they're working on the problem,

but, you know...

they don't know how long it's gonna be.

What is the Baywatch?

It's where all the beautiful girls are.

They swim.

They swim there.

- You're talking about the TV show?

- No, you... Not TV. That's TV.

The Baywatch is where they really are.

They're really there.

I think you could be friends there.

I think that's where the sex is. I think so.

- Hey, you wanna turn that down?

- You f***ing turn it down.

I don't think this is the best time

to be drawing attention to ourselves.

- Hey, Beavis, turn the f***ing radio off.

- What the f*** is your problem, b*tch?

"B*tch"?

You know what, creating a scene right now

would be a bad thing.

Yeah, that's right. Why don't you come here

so we can kick your ass.

What happened?

Let me. Okay?

Go ahead.

You know, what you boys need

is to develop better people skills.

However, in the meantime...

Excuse me.

You ever heard of Tai Moi Chai?

No. Okay.

In traditional Tai Moi Chai,

there are five levels of digital orb extrusion.

That's the gouging out

of your opponent's eyeball...

with one's finger.

The highest and most difficult to master

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