Gigli Page #10

So, Larry...

What?

What is it exactly you're so sad about?

No, I'm serious.

Yeah. What about your friend?

Mrs. Leonard. Whatever her name is.

Look, I can't right now, I'm sorry.

It's not a good time.

It's not a good time, Ma, that's why.

No.

Okay. All right!

What do you want, blood?

I said okay. I'm coming over, all right?

I'll be right over there.

I got to make a quick detour.

You can stay in the car.

Easy. A little lower.

- Right here?

- A little bit higher.

- A little lower.

- Ma.

All right, right there. God.

Look, Ma, if Mrs. Leonard isn't around,

you'll have to call a doctor sometimes.

I can't just drop everything

and show up here all the time, okay?

What, and I didn't drop everything for you?

"I'm so sorry, Larry,

I can't change your diaper now.

"You're gonna have to call Mrs. Leonard."

- Let me just...

- Let me. Hold on.

- What?

- He's got to pee.

I got to pee, Larry.

I thought I told you to wait in the car.

I thought you'd prefer it if we came in

rather than take the car somewhere.

Wouldn't want you to think

we lammed out on you.

Besides, I want to meet your mother.

- No.

- Larry, are those friends of yours?

- Yeah, close, personal.

- Well, invite them in.

I got to pee, Larry.

- Larry, invite them in!

- I am, Ma, all right?

- Hello, everybody.

- Hello.

My God.

- What a beauty.

- Ma.

What? I'm just saying.

You should see some of the pigs

he's brought by.

I mean, not that they were pigs, per se.

It's just that, by and large, they were

what I would call insignificant women.

You, I could tell right off the bat,

you seem to be of some substance.

- Excuse me, miss, where's the men's room?

- Right this way, darling.

Larry, she's gorgeous.

Don't you f*** this one up.

- So, what is your story, honey?

- I'm Larry's friend.

- Don't pay no attention to her.

- She thinks I'm beautiful.

Yeah. She's blind in one eye, though.

Open the door.

You all right in there?

So this is where you grew up?

Are you writing a book?

- Ma.

- Shut up. I didn't say anything.

I think you two

make a very cute couple, though.

- Ma.

- What?

What's with the "Ma"?

Stop already with the "Ma."

So, tell me...

are you and Larry sweethearts?

Before you answer,

let me say up front that I hope so.

What? Yes, I hope so.

What's so terrible about "I hope so"?

- Yeah? Guess what.

- What?

She's a lesbian.

Never mind.

She's been with fellas before.

Am I right, darling?

You're right.

But sometimes they have their limitations.

Am I right?

What are you two talking about?

Never mind.

We know what we're talking about.

- Am I right, sweetheart?

- You're right.

You know,

I wasn't always just Larry's mother.

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