Get the Girl Page #2

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I'm telling you she's different.

I get it, you're in love...

You can't tell a kid

in love anything.

All right, so, can I

just show you this girl...

And you can decide from there?

I'll give you another $500.

All right, give me the money.

It's this way.

Is that your car?

Yeah... why?

What did you

say your last name was?

Duffield.

Duffield... as in,

the Duffields?

You know, guys with your

kind of money don't usually...

Have a problem getting laid.

Yeah, well, call me a

hopeless romantic.

So, your girl isn't into money.

What makes you say that?

Always be the smartest guy

in the room, Clarence.

Women who are interested in

money, they decide within the...

First 20 seconds of meeting you

whether they wanna screw.

If your girl's not

interested in you, well...

She's probably not

interested in that.

Yeah, but how would she know

if I have money or not?

You grow up with one of those

kids who came from such...

A wealthy family, that they

were just socially awkward...

All the time, like they didn't

know how to act?

No.

That's cause that kid's you.

Yeah, look, all right...

But see, she has never gotten

the chance to know me.

You don't get the chance, man.

You have to create the

opportunity.

Right, see, now that's

where you come in.

See, this girl, she's

tough, she's like...

Independent and strong.

It's gonna take something

grand...

To get her in the right

situation.

Something grand, huh?

Well, how many grand are

you willing to spend...

For something grand?

I don't know, we'll get to that.

First, you've

gotta see this girl.

There she is.

That's the girl?

I'll consider it.

What?

We'll talk.

Really?

Tomorrow... 10:
00 o'clock.

Can I get a diet coke, please.

Sure.

Thanks.

Hey, Martini, dry, two olives.

Sure.

Hey, how are you doin?

Fine, thanks.

That's great, that's good.

That's real good.

Listen, uh... what are

you drinking over there?

No, thanks.

Listen, doll, I'm just

trying to buy you...

A drink over here.

Yeah, um, I'm good to go.

But, thank you.

Woo!

You sure are, you are

certainly good to go.

That's why I'm here.

Excuse me?

Listen, I'm gonna ask

you a serious question.

Why are you coming to

a bar all by yourself?

You know you just wanted

some young stud to come in...

Hey, she said she's

not interested, okay?

Oh!

Um, that's mine.

Is that so?

Clarence

famous American philosopher...

Ralph Waldo Emerson once said...

"A hero is no braver

than an ordinary man...

But he is braver five

minutes longer."

Oh, my god!

I am so sorry, sir.

I am so sorry, ma'am!

I'm a piece of sh*t.

You're a good dude,

you are a good dude.

I'm sorry, I'm out, I'm out!

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