George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing Page #4
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- 2005
- 75 min
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I'll just kill them, too!
Make it one of them family
package deals!
Ah, here's a pen! I oughta jam it
in my f***ing neck and get it over with!
Let's see now...!
Where do you put the date, upper left...?
"To whom it may concern..."
Huh... sounds kinda impersonal...
"Dear Marcelle..."
Huh, leaves out the kids...
I know!
"Hey, guys! Guess what?"
"Keep on reading! How are you?
I hope you are fine!"
"I am not fine!"
"As you can no doubt tell from me
hanging here from the ceiling fixture!"
"You were the ones who
drove me to this!"
"I was doing just fine until
you f***ers came along!"
"I hope you're happy now
that I'm goddam dead!"
"Signed:
The corpse in this room!""P.S. F*** you, people!"
That would be a good note!
ever commit suicide, do you?
A writer would be too busy working
on the note all goddam year!
Trying to get it just right!
First draft, second draft, third
revision, whole new ending...!
And finally turning it into a book proposal
and have a reason to live!
It won't work! I think
about stuff like that!
It's interesting to
me, like I said!
Certain things are interesting!
Suicide is interesting!
Life is filled with interesting things!
That's why I could never commit suicide!
I'm having too much fun!
Keeping an eye on you, folks!
Watching what you do! Human behaviour!
That's what I like!
Humans do some really
interesting things!
Like, besides killing ourselves,
we also kill each other!
Murder! And we're the only ones
who do that, by the way!
We are the only species on
earth that deliberately kills
members of their own species
for personal gain...
Or pleasure! Sometimes it's just fun...!
We're also the only species that deliberately
kill members of another species...!
...for personal gain, or pleasure!
That's what hunters do! They kill for pleasure!
That's us! Human beings!
Interesting folks! Murderous!
Here's an interesting form of
murder we came up with...!
Assassination! Do you what's interesting
about assassination!
Well, not only does it change those
popularity polls in a big f***ing hurry!
But it's also interesting to
know who it is we assassinate!
Do you ever notice, stop to
think who it is we kill...?
told us to live together
in harmony and try to
love one another...!
Jesus, Gandhi, Lincoln, John
Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy,
Martin Luther King, Martha Rivers,
Malcolm X, John Lennon...
They all said:
"Try to livetogether peacefully!" BAM!
Right in the f***ing head!
Apparently we're not ready for that!
Yeah! That's difficult
behaviour for us!
We're too busy, thinking
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