Fear, Inc. Page #4

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what is that?

I don't know.

- Ben, go.

- All right, all right.

Be careful.

( labored breathing )

( labored breathing )

Yeah, it stopped.

I don't see anything.

- Yah!

- ( screaming )

( laughing )

What is wrong with you?!

That's not funny!

That's not funny!

Holy sh*t.

That was incredible.

- Joe!

- What?

What?

Come on, man.

The "Halloween" talk?

The Jason mask?

I mean,

this was too easy.

- You're sick.

- You want a hug?

- Come on,

give me a hug.

- No, you're sick man.

You're a sick man

in the head.

Is that a real

butcher knife?

Come on,

give me a hug.

This has been

an ongoing theme for him.

He's been obsessed

with scaring me lately.

He even insisted

that we have our

weekly date night

at this haunted house.

- ( scoffs )

- That's not creepy at all.

It wasn't.

But, uh,

this dude that's, uh,

that's working there,

uh, who said something

about this company,

uh, I forget his name,

but, uh, apparently,

uh, they create

these custom scares for you.

Yeah, but you're

also convinced

that he stole

your wallet.

Which is ridiculous.

Wait-- oh, f***, wait.

Wait.

Custom Scare thing?

I-- I-- okay,

I am 99% positive

that that's the thing

that my boss just did.

Remember I was

telling you about that?

Oh, yeah.

Uh, the scare company,

or Fear, something, maybe.

- Is that...?

- Yeah, "Fear, Inc."

That's it.

Did they say how it was?

You're kidding,

right?

Yeah, people said

is was horrible.

You definitely

don't want to do this, okay?

You got a crazy look

in your eye right now

and someone as f***ed up

as you in the head

would not like it.

- Okay?

- Why?

Why did they say

it was so bad?

Was it not worth

the money or something?

First off,

unless your sugar mama's

gonna pay for it,

you can't afford

something like this.

Secondly,

they, like, hurt you,

like,

physically hurt you.

I'm sure emotionally, too,

but physical-- like the--

the company,

it's not legit.

And they--

they find people

that, like--

people like you

okay, who--

who, like,

are looking

for something

more intense,

and then they just use that

as-- as an opportunity

to fulfill their own

sick f***ed up fantasies.

What?

This is a f***ing

haunted house, man.

You guys--

you guys can't

be serious, right?

No, dude,

you're not get--

you're not

getting this through

your head, man.

It's not a haunted house.

Okay, I heard

that these guys

chased my boss

through a parking garage

in the middle

of the night.

Okay, I don't know

what happened,

but, like,

she hasn't been

back to work since.

It f***ed her up

that much.

Okay?

Well, on that

delightful note,

I'm going to go to bed.

I think you should, too.

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