Connie and Carla Page #4

That's right, Mr. Mary.

Doll, stop praying. You're

looking at the Second Coming.

Sign in. Go backstage.

You're on last.

God, I'm beautiful.

Where'd you fnd that though?

Really?

Here you go, girl.

Oh, tape, tape. Thank you.

Oh, here, here, here, here.

Thanks. There you go. Thank you.

All right, try this. "Girl, what

you wearing, your prom dress?"

Girl, what you wearing

your prom dress for?

Better?

Mm-hmm.

What about our voices?

Way too high to be guys. Yeah,

this is gonna lower the key.

Don't forget to adjust

on the harmony.

Okay.

Carla, come on. Throw your

shoulders back. Have some attitude.

God, these tight tops

make us so flat.

Right. And we look just like them,

except they have these. There.

Al and Mikey were right.

We are dreamers.

That audience is gonna see straight

through us, and it could get ugly.

Carla, for one night,

we get to sing again.

Come on. Chins up,

b*obs out. It's showtime.

Shazam!

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

Your bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane

Let's do the Time Warp again

How 'bout a big hand...

for our very own

Peaches 'N'Cream.

That's not what

- You were hitting me with that duster.

- I loved it.

- You were better than me.

All right, our next act

is in town from, uh, Winnipeg.

They're new, so be nice

- You didn't tell them our real names.

I took care of it.

All right, please welcome...

Al and Mikey.

Oh, Cabaret. Original.

Wait, it's Liza... again.

I can't do it!

Yes, you can.

No.

Maybe this time

I'll be lucky

Maybe this time he'll stay

Maybe this time

For the frst time

Love won't hurry away

Is she singing?

Yes, he is.

He will hold me fast

I'll be home

At last

Not a loser anymore

Like the last time and

The time before

Everybody

Loves a winner

So nobody loved me

Lady peaceful

Lady happy

That's what I long to be

All the odds are

Him I favor

Something's bound to begin

It's gonna happen

Happen sometime

Maybe this time

I'll win

Oh!

Oh, my God!

Thank you.

We're Connie-

- And Carla.

- More!

Hit it!

I'm just a girl

who can't say no

I'm in a terrible fx

I always say, " "Come on, let's go"

Just when I oughta say

Don't cry for me, Argentina

The truth is I never left you

All through my wild days

my mad existence

I kept my promise

Don't keep your distance

Have I said too much

There's nothing more

I can think of to say to you

But all you have to do

is look at me to know

That every word is true

Don't cry for me, Argentina

The truth is I never left you

All through my wild days

my mad existence

I kept my promise

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