Clerks 2 Page #2

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he feels isolated from,

and you somehow found a

way to take issue with him.

Sure, take his side.

Have you become so embittered

that you now feel the need

to attack the handicapped?

What handicap?

The guy's

just in a wheelchair.

It's not like

he's Anne Frank or something.

Anne Frank?

Yeah, Anne Frank,

the chick that was all...

(moaning)

...till the miracle worker

showed up

and knocked

some smarts into her.

(snickers):

You're talking

about Helen Keller.

No, I'm not.

I'm talking about Anne Frank.

She was deaf, dumb and blind.

No, she wasn't.

Helen Keller was

deaf, dumb and blind.

Are you sure?

Yup.

Then who the f***'s Anne Frank?

Anne Frank's

the little Jewish girl

who hid from the Nazis

in a secret room

with her family.

She wrote a diary.

Oh, yeah.

Well, then, I guess

this guy is like Anne Frank,

what with the diary, you know?

No, he's like Helen Keller

with the handicap, you jerk!

(computer beeping)

You always got to be right,

don't you?

You Nazi douche bag.

What? What do you want?

No, we don't serve Cow Tippers

in the morning.

Freedom Toast is a possibility.

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Oh, we totally do.

(scoffs)

All right, that'll be $12.64.

(door moos electronically)

(gasps)

(sighs)

Avert your eyes, you perv.

That's not very hygienic.

That's all I'm gonna tell you.

(door moos electronically)

Emma, are you like this

'cause you have an

unnaturally large clit?

(sighs)

You just had to tell him,

didn't you?

It kind of came out one day.

He says it's so big,

it's almost like

a little cock...

which says all kinds

of weird things about him

that I don't even want

to think about.

You wouldn't want

to be with a girl

with an oversized clit?

No, 'cause the next stop is

a guy with an undersized dick.

(door moos electronically)

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You're a little hard.

'Cause you're

a little close to me.

I can pull back, if you want.

Can we pull back into our

own apartment in Florida again?

Really? Goddamn it, Dante.

How many times

are we gonna have

this f***ing conversation?

There is no point

in getting an apartment anymore.

My mother has

pretty much told us

that she's gonna get us

a house as a wedding gift.

Your parents' generosity

just makes me

a little uncomfortable, Em.

They're giving us a house.

Your dad's giving me

one of his car washes to run.

It just feels weird.

Babe, it just feels weird

because you're so used

to life shitting

on you all the time.

What the f*** does that mean?

All I'm saying is that suddenly,

you have a woman that loves you,

a new job opportunity

and a fantastic life

to look forward to, right?

You got to face it, tiger:

You hit the jackpot.

RANDAL:

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