Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger - London, New York, Johannesburg Page #2
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they are tapping your phone right now.
They are in your ass.
And that's where McCain has the advantage
cos all his friends are dead.
Yeah, man, but this whole election is so...
is so weird.
Just the way they report on it,
the way they cover it.
Everything's so racial, racial, racial.
"How many white people are voting?
How many working-class white people?
"How many white people over 4'8"
are voting for Obama?"
You know?
whenever white people vote for Barack Obama,
which is a lot of the time, they go,
"Well, you know, they listened to the issues
"and they felt Obama spoke to their issues.
"They went over the issues,
they weighed the pros and cons,
"and they felt that Obama
spoke to their issues."
vote for Barack, they go,
"Well, they black, he black,
I guess that's why."
Like we don't even have
names on our ballots and sh*t.
Like it's just scratch 'n' sniff on our ballots.
Like it's just pictures of milkshakes.
"No. Strawberry?
No, chocolate! Chocolate.
"I vote chocolate.
That's what I want."
Don't get me wrong.
Don't get me wrong.
We are very excited
about Barack Obama.
Black people are very excited
about Barack Obama.
But we're not just voting
for him cos he's black.
We're voting for him
because he's black and qualified.
That's why we're voting
for the motherf***er, yeah!
That's... That's why we behind him.
You know, it's not like
Yeah, boy!
Flavor Flav!
I love Flavor. Loved him for 20 years.
I love the Flavor Of Love show.
I think it's quite entertaining.
But Flavor Flav must be killed.
to truly reach the promised land,
Flavor Flav has to be shot.
These are important times.
We got a black man running for president.
We don't need a n*gger with a f***ing clock
around his neck and a Viking hat on his head.
Not this year, Flavor.
Put a suit on, n*gger.
Put a suit on!
Not this year, Flav.
Not this year.
No, no, no. But we're very...
We're very, very, very excited, man.
I'll tell you this right now,
white people that are here.
if you have any activity in your life
that is supposed to happen
it will not get done.
Election day's a Tuesday.
That Wednesday,
Like, if you gotta fly,
ain't nobody carrying your bags.
You got to get your own
motherfuckin' bag.
We got a black president,
motherf***er.
Sh*t.
It's going to be hard for Barack Obama
to be president, man.
overcome a handicap
that the other candidate
does not have to overcome.
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