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married.
It amounts
to the same thing.
Yeah, but what's that about?
Giving you ultimatums?
Women know that no man
wants to get married. Ever.
But only do it
'cause they put them
under psychological
and emotional pressure.
Why is it women spend
their entire lives
dreaming about weddings
and men avoid them
for as long as possible?
I don't know.
Because the old concept
is completely
female-orientated.
It's a celebration
of female victory
over the male.
being alone and miserable
for the rest of your life.
Oh, bollocks, mate.
You need to learn to go out
I bet she is.
I bet you
she is going out
right now,
getting laid by every Tom,
Dick, and Harry she can get
Danny, what are you saying?
Women are like that, mate.
They act like,
"Oh, I'm gonna crumble and die
if you break up with me."
Bullshit!
She is going out,
having great sex
with a variety of partners,
doing all the weird sort
of experimental sh*t
Could you just please
shut up, all right?
Mate, I'm just trying to help.
Don't help.
All right,
here you go.
You'd better get a move on.
We're starting to fall behind.
How am I meant to do
all these?
My God, Tom,
what the hell is that?
[Glass whistling]
Do you have to do that?
Do you have to read
while we're sitting together?
I told you
I was gonna read.
You invited
yourself along.
Because I thought
that you might want
to talk to me.
I did talk to you.
We had a nice chat.
Now I'm reading.
Why don't you get yourself
a paper?
Can I get
a latte, please?
U h, sure.
Anything else?
No, that's it.
It's a good book.
Yes, it is.
What was all that about?
What was all what about?
The business
with the waiter.
What is wrong with you?
He was mentally
undressing you.
He was doing his job.
Don't be ridiculous.
Doing his job?
Yeah.
Where are you going?
I'm gonna take a piss.
Can you go for a couple
with any strangers?
I can't give that
to our customers, Tom.
It smells like old vomit.
What's it meant to be,
anyway?
That's lasagna.
Lasagna?
Are you joking?
I'm not a chef.
What do you want from me?
You're gay, aren't you?
Gay men are supposed
to be able to cook.
That's conventional.
Here, smell that.
Jesus Christ!
What is that?
It's meant to be lasagna.
It's meant to be
lasagna?
Nobody complained
about it on Tuesday I
I tried to
freshen it up a bit!
My God, I'm doing
the best I can under very
difficult circumstances!
Rachel, smell that.
Tom says it's meant
to be lasagna.
Out of interest,
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