Bridesmaids Page #2

It is scary.

I mean, look at him.

He may not even be Asian.

It is scary.

So did you guys

want to look at

these engagement rings?

We're going to browse.

Okay, sure.

I'll be here.

Thank you.

What was that about?

Umm, nothing.

They had to run.

They had to go somewhere.

And no wonder.

You're selling

lifelong happiness.

You're not telling everyone

about your problems

and how your

boyfriend left you,

and maybe marriage

will work out.

Show me your

"love is eternal" face.

No, that's two years,

four years tops.

That is not eternal.

Kahlua, can you

come over here

for a second, please?

What's up, Don-Don?

You make up

the best nicknames.

You don't need

a nickname because

Kahlua is so delicious.

Don't sue me

for touching you.

Show Annie your

"love is eternal" face.

That looks like you

have menstrual cramps.

Thank you so much,

Kahlua.

Now, why can't you

be more like Kahlua?

Look, I'm trying

really hard.

You've just

got to try harder.

The whole reason

you have got this job,

Annie,

is because your mom

is my sponsor in AA,

and I'm doing her a favor.

I understand.

Oscar, get back to work.

You shouldn't be

behind the counter.

Andrew,

you are not the father!

That's great. Yeah.

Stop that.

Don't do that.

Hey, Brynn.

Oh, hey, roomie.

Guess what

happened to me today.

Hmm. What?

I got a free tattoo.

You did what?

I could not believe it.

The guy said,

"Do you want a tattoo?"

Just a random...

Yeah, opened up

the side of his van.

No.

He said, "it's for free!"

And I said, "Sure."

You said yes?

Yeah!

Yeah. Look.

See here?

What is it?

See that?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, Brynn!

It's a Mexican drinking worm.

It's a Native American

symbol meaning "wasted."

Okay, Brynn,

just so you know,

it's...

Gil, hi.

Hello. How are you?

Have you seen

your sister's tattoo?

It's really infected.

Better get

a little bit of ice on it.

Yeah, a little bit.

Stick some

frozen peas on there.

Yeah. It can't hurt.

All right.

So, I just wanted

a quick word.

You know that

tomorrow the rent is due.

I was getting my check,

and I wondered

if I could get

your check, too?

Yes.

I'm getting

the money.

It's been

a little slow.

You have to

keep it in the bag

and put the bag on it.

So, the check?

Yes. Yes.

Yeah.

Because it's a kind of,

like, "needing it

today"-type situation.

It's coming.

- Who is it?

- Me!

Who is it?

Oh, my God.

Hurry up, your creepy

neighbor asked me

if I wanted to

watch the news again.

Sorry.

He is so gross.

- Please, come on in.

- Let me take your magazines.

Welcome to the magazine

and wine party. Ooh!

Have a seat.

I'm very happy

that you are here.

What?

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