Blackadder Back & Forth Page #2
- Year:
- 1999
- 33 min
- 1,470 Views
- Not as such.
Excellent.
Rather a spectacular return to form
after the genius moment, Baldrick.
Still, some common sense
should be able to resolve this.
We've just got to put the controls
back where they were when we set off.
these were here and here.
There.
And that should get us home.
Excellent. You threw away our items,
Baldrick, but at least we're home.
Typical! They must have got bored
and gone back for pudding.
Right, now you're not
going to believe this...
Ah, Lord Blackadder.
Elizabeth... the first?
You're wearing very weird clothes,
and you look rather
old and ugly, actually.
- Is that right?
- Of course it's right.
- I'm always right.
- Of course it's right.
- Melchy,
- Ma'am?
Edmund's being very cheeky.
Shall I laugh at him,
or chop his ugly head off?
Well, I do think choppy choppy
is the only apt reaction.
Very well.
Kill him!
Unless of course, Eddy,
you've got a present for me.
A present?
Yes, certainly, Your Majesty.
A present...
Quickly, I'm getting bored now.
Yes. Now...
- These may not look much...
- They don't.
No. But... let's say...
Let's say there was a place where
you could buy absolutely everything.
We already have those, Blackadder,
and they're called markets.
Right. Well imagine that,
but times ten.
As it were, a "super" market.
Now if you gave someone at
one of these "super" markets,
this,
he would give you
some "bonus points."
Which would mean
that once a month
you could buy a tin of baked beans
at half the normal price.
Kill him!
No wait! There must be...
- What are they?
- Oh, they are just sort of sweets.
Minty things.
I want one!
Yes, Your Majesty.
Oh, it's got a hole in it.
No they're meant to be like that,
that's how they're made.
Blackie, you're so naughty!
It's the tastiest thing
in the history of the worid.
Try one, Melchy.
- What do you think?
- Yes, indeed, Ma'am, most pleasant.
This is incredible,
because you know, Melchy,
you've eaten a stoat for breakfast.
Yes, I am aware I have a less than
orthodox mouth odour, Ma'am.
You don't smell like that anymore,
you smell absolutely yummy now,
and not at all like a turd.
- Oh, what a pity.
- Well done, Blackie!
Here, take this, you sexy flirt.
- Thank you, Ma'am.
- Now...
lots more minty things
in the next five minutes,
or I'll come after you
and crush your skull like an egg.
Certainly, Your Majesty. I'll be
right back. Thank you very much.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I am sorry.
Wait a minute,
- you're not...
- Will Shakespeare, yes.
Don't say it, you hated
"Two Gentlemen of Verona".
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