Black Knight Page #2

Oh, damn.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Uh...

Allow me to introduce myself.

Jamal.

Victoria.

Oh, wait! Uh, look, darlin'.

Don't cheat yourself, treat yourself.

Uh, look, uh...

I, uh, I don't... work here.

Yeah, I'm a talent agent.

I represent, uh, people like...

Mariah... Denzel...

You can call him Zel.

I'll let him know just you gonna call him Zel.

But I gotta tell you... I'm just gonna be

upfront and say it. You are gorgeous.

You glow, girl.

You speak with an unusual tongue.

Oh, no, that's just how

we talk in my neighborhood.

Now, look, first thing we gotta do

is get some pictures taken.

You own a thong?

A what?

OK, never mind. Why don't you just bring

an old pair of drawers and cut the ass out?

You know? So just give me your number.

Seven.

Excuse me?

You asked my number.

I am one of the king's

chambermaids, number seven.

Oh. Well, that must be

your employee number.

No, I was talkin' about your phone number.

Don't worry. I'll write my number down.

Anybody got a pen?

You can read and write?

Yeah.

Who you been datin'? You gotta raise the bar.

Good day, ladies. How are you

feeling today? Wait. I shall tell thee.

Yes.

Very nice.

You especially, my Nubian queen.

Hey, what the hell is wrong with you, man?

Don't you know that's sexual harassment?

Ah! You the idiot that damn near

ran me over, aren't you?

Wait till I find your boss.

He's gonna fire your metallic ass.

You would do well

to mind your tongue, Moor.

Or I will cut it out and feed it to the dogs.

Come here.

Nah, I'm just messin' with you, man.

I ain't no talent agent, so cut the act.

I'm just tryin' to get at her.

Ain't she fine? Watch me work.

Moor! Do you mock me?

The king awaits thee, messenger.

You might want to take a chill pill, all right?

"Do you mock me, Moor?"

Hey, look, your boss

makes you call him "king"?

We gotta talk union.

Yeah, man, that's not right.

We gotta get you a dental plan.

We do apologize, sire. We did not

expect your arrival for several weeks.

How shall I introduce thee?

What do you mean?

Your formal introduction

for your audience with the king.

Formal introduction?

Your Majesty, if I may have your attention?

Starting at small forward,

From lnglewood High,

Two-Time All-County Conference Player

of the Year, the messenger from Normandy,

Jamal "Sky" Walker!

That be l! What's up? What's happenin', y'all?

Thank you! Appreciate it,

big homie! Thank you!

It's the...

Hey, what's up, now?

Oh, man! Now, that brings back memories.

You arrive early. My daughter and I

welcome you. What news from Normandy?

Uh... what news?

Well, a couple of drive-Bys.

Other than that, same ol', same ol'.

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