Black Knight

Synopsis: This is the story an amusement park employee named Jamal Walker who is magically transported back to medieval times in 14th-century England. There, Jamal meets Sir Knolte, a dissolute knight, before he stumbles into the court of the usurper King Leo. Jamal is impressed by what he thinks is the realism of the theme park; only after witnessing a gory beheading does he realize, with horror, where he really is. Jamal encounters the beautiful Victoria who is scheming to return the queen to the throne, and falls afoul of the evil Sir Percival. Joining forces with Sir Knolte and Victoria, Jamal teaches the rebels some helpful football, golfing, and boxing moves, before he dons the armor of the awesome "Black Knight"!
Director(s): Gil Junger
Production: 20th Century Fox
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.8
Metacritic:
32
Rotten Tomatoes:
14%
PG-13
Year:
2001
95 min
$33,327,325
Website
76 Views

Watch out!

Sorry.

Yo, what's up with that?

Tommy quit.

Looks like he went out in style.

You know Tommy.

You better steer clear of Bostick today.

Come on, man. I invented the low profile.

I ain't goin' near that.

Hey! Bostick wants to see everybody. Now!

Check it out. Openin' up two miles from here.

Hello, Castle World.

I heard that.

We've survived a recession,

two earthquakes and a health inspector...

Who, despite my many advances,

turned out to be gay.

We're not goin' anywhere. We're gonna stay

right here and compete with Castle World.

I've been providing quality jobs

for this community for over 27 years.

I got an idea.

Why don't you cash out?

Yeah, yeah. Go to Miami,

Get you a Cadillac and

one of them bald-Headed pool boys.

Everybody get to work.

Jamal, you can clean the moat.

Oh, come on...

But first I wanna talk to you.

Damn it, Jamal. Can't you look

outside yourself for two seconds...

And just buckle down and help me?

Why can't you help yourself?

Forget about the community and

"providing' quality jobs" for people.

Take what money you got, and jet.

Book it. You feel me?

Get out. Bye-Bye.

You don't get it, do you?

I had high hopes for you.

Maybe you shouldn't have.

Jamal.

Clean up them battin' helmets

while you're at it.

Urgh! Dang, man!

Man, this is like some

Three Mile lsland, Exxon Valdez shit.

What other choice do we have, man?

In two weeks Castle World's gonna

blow this place out the water.

We apply now,

Avoid the rush.

Oh!

You feel me?

Yes!

Cos I can't keep doin' this, not here.

Oh. All right. OK.

To Castle World!

To Castle World!

And then I go in...

Aah!

You dead.

Hey!

That's gotta be worth a lot of money.

What?

Oh, hold on.

Let me get something to get that out.

Agh!

What the hell...? Hey, Steve!

Mrs. Bostick!

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

The water's cold!

You disturb my peace.

What is your business here?

What the hell?

Oh, all right. I get it.

You had too much to drink, huh?

Opening' party for Castle World?

Oh, you're upset.

I ain't got no beef with you, dog.

Kindly address me with the proper respect.

I am Knolte of Marlboro.

And I am not a dog.

You may not be a dog,

but you may wanna roll over.

Got my suit all soaked up.

Wait a minute. You ain't breathin', man!

Ohh!

He ain't breathin'! Um... 911!

911! White man down!

White man down!

I'm gonna get a little close to your mouth...

So if you wake up and you see

a brother on you, I ain't like that.

It's about gettin' you to breathe.

So bear with me. Ahh!

Here we go. Here.

Oh, damn!

What you been eatin', spoiled nachos?

Wait. Wait, wait!

Uh, where...

Uh... Spray paint.

I ain't gonna spray-Paint you. No!

Ah, hold on.

Here we go.

Bahh!

Agh!

You've saved my life.

Don't mention it.

I owe you... thanks.

Don't even worry about it.

Where do you live, man?

Come on. Here you go. Come on.

This is it?

It is.

What the...?

Whoa, whoa. You got a license

to have animals, man?

This is a big-Ass donkey.

Do you have a license for this?

Homie, may I make a suggestion?

IKEA. Yeah, get you some end tables

and some of them $5 lamps, man.

You know, and a futon. Then you'll be stylin'.

And try to wear somethin' on your feet

that has a little give other than metal.

You know, get you the proper sneaker.

Are you hungry?

What is that, man?

'Tis food.

'Tis road kill, man!

Ugh. You know what?

Get you some food stamps.

Just tell them you doin' bad.

You know what I mean?

You know, if they don't believe you, ask

a social worker to come through your spot,

Check out where are you livin', cos this is...

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