Billy Madison Page #3

~ I'll run the gun for you

and so much more

~ I'll tumble for ya

~ I'll tumble for ya

~ I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for you

~ I'll tumble for ya

~ I'll tumble for ya

~ I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble

~ I get a crazy feeling

that chases in my head

~ It's nothing that you do to me,

it's nothing that you said

Where's my Snack Pack?

You've got a banana.

You don't need no Snack Pack.

You know I like Snack Pack.

Why can't you give me a Snack Pack?!

I thought I was your Snack Pack.

- What are you talkin' about?

- Nothin'.

Bill, you're gonna miss the bus.

Yeah, you better get

your beautiful buns up that driveway.

- What a weirdo!

- (Juanita laughs )

~ Oh, back to school

~ Back to school

~ To prove to Dad that I'm not a fool

~ I got my lunch packed up

~ My boots tied tight

~ I hope I don't get in a fight

~ Oh, back to school

~ Back to school, back to school...

Well, here goes nothin'.

Thank you, Daddy.

- Hi. How you doin'?

- Fine.

Are you going to class today, too?

I'll be going to class to teach.

How about you?

I'll be going to learn.

Ah. You must be Billy Madison.

Yes, I am.

Don't you think it's pathetic that because

of your father you get to do school again?

- Yes, I do.

- Well, as long as you know.

Well, all right!

(bell rings )

(children shrieking )

Hey, mister,

guess what I had for breakfast.

- What?

- Beans.

Scotty likes beans, don't you, Scotty?

- Hey. How you doin'?

- Let's involve the class.

Quiet down, my special people.

I want you all to meet...

..our new friend Billy.

- Can everyone say hello to Billy?

- Hello, Billy.

Hi.

Billy is going to be sharing our fun

and learning for the next two weeks.

Billy is special,

just like each and every one of you.

And what do we do to our special people?

All right. All right.

Billy, why don't you take a seat

right up front here?

And we can start story time.

You got a misshaped head.

Thank you.

The Puppy Who Lost His Way

by Chrissy Taylor.

''One fine morning...

..a puppy popped his puppy paws

out of his puppy house.''

''This was no ordinary puppy.''

''This puppy was the happiest puppy

in the whole world.''

''In fact, his name was Happy.

Happy looked through the bushes...''

'''I'll never let you get lost again',

cried the little boy,...

..who was so happy

that he gave Happy a kiss...

..on his wet little puppy nose.''

''The end.''

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Miss Lippy.

The part of the story I don't like...

..is that the little boy gave up

looking for Happy after an hour.

He didn't put posters up. He just sat

on the porch like a goon and waited.

That little boy's gotta think:

you got a pet, you got a responsibility.

If your dog gets lost, you don't look

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