Bewitched Page #4

cauldron-stirring witch!

Great. Great.

Know what? Let's put the script down,

let's put it away, and we'll improvise.

Jack. That was only one line.

Not a big deal.

Go ahead, just set it down.

Randall.

I'm gonna ask you questions,

just answer them as if you're a witch.

- Sure.

- Yeah.

Were your parents

in the witch business?

Both of them. My mother fixed

the 1986 World Series.

- Funny.

- Make a note of that.

Do you carry around poison apples,

like in Snow White?

Oh, no, you have to have a permit

for a poison apple.

Permit? Okay, good to know.

That's good.

Oh, what's it like to date a warlock?

Oh! Horrible.

They're self-centered, not very bright,

and all that feel-good-in-the-moment.

Not at all like you.

What's so funny?

Nothing, J-Bone.

What's your favorite spell?

Oh, no, I don't like to talk about that

because I'm quitting and...

No, talking about it

just makes it harder, so...

Are you sure you never saw

Bewitched?

She's incredibly dialed-in.

- Can I ask a question?

- Sure.

How much longer do we have to

do this for?

Oh, this?

We're almost done with this.

I mean, if you do the show,

we'll be together forever.

- You and I?

- Would you please do the show?

- What? This show?

- This show.

- The Bewitched show?

- Absolutely.

We'll work together.

We'll be partners.

Be my TV wife.

- This is very complicated.

- Marry me.

Say yes.

What are you doing, Isabel?

Easy answer.

- Yes.

- Yes!

Great. Thank you.

Okay. Let's make the deal. Right?

Once upon a time,

there was a typical American girl...

...who happened to bump into

a typical red-blooded American boy.

And she bumped into him,

and bumped into him.

So they decided they'd better

sit down and talk this over...

...before they had an accident.

They became good friends.

- Hi!

- Hello?

They brought this while you were out.

I said I'd bring it over.

I'm your neighbor, Maria Kelly.

- Come in!

- Thank you.

What is all this stuff?

I just got the most amazing job.

I'm gonna be Samantha on Bewitched.

They're redoing it.

Are you an actress?

I guess I am.

I love that show.

Is that the one about the genie?

- No.

- This is so exciting!

Oh! There you are. Come here.

This is you!

Oh, I love this show.

You know it?

Watched it every night.

Love the song. Perfect.

There you are! You're great!

Look at the nose!

I hope you can do that.

That's how I got the job.

Wriggling my nose.

- Really?

- It's easy.

Who's gonna play your husband?

- Jack Wyatt.

- Oh, my God.

He believes in me. He wants to be

partners with me. Listen to this:

"Looking forward

to working with you, Isabel.

As dictated to

Jack's assistant, Randall."

Isn't that amazing?

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