Bewitched Page #3
Thank you.
Look, I've never done this before.
How would you like to be
on a television show?
- Ms...
- Bigelow.
Bigelow?
Isabel Bigelow.
What do you think?
Wanna be a famous actress?
- Me?
- Yeah.
- An actress?
- Yeah.
I can't act.
Anyone can act.
If I can act, you can act.
Amen.
I think those people over there
just finished their plate of hummus.
So, Isabel Bigelow,
do you have a job?
- No.
- Are you rich?
Because I am.
I'm extremely wealthy.
Which I'm about to prove to you
by taking care of this bill...
...for two dollars...
...and 31 cents.
- Wow.
- Yeah. "Wow" is right.
I have to remember
to get some money.
Yeah.
So do you wanna be
rich and famous?
I just wanna be normal.
Well, acting is better than normal.
Yeah. You get to pretend
to be normal.
And then if you're good,
you become a big star...
...and guess what happens.
- What?
You snap your fingers and pretty much
anything you want materializes.
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I have that now.
It's what I'm giving up.
Oh, it was lovely to meet you.
You seem very sweet
and unkempt and troubled.
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey. Those are bad things
to say to a person.
Oh, no, they aren't.
I think the fact that you're
a hopeless mess is very refreshing.
It moves me.
- Isabel Bigelow.
- Yes?
I need you.
What did you say?
- I said, I need you.
- You need me?
I need you.
You don't have to come audition.
Just come and show everyone
what you look like when you do it.
Like this?
Uncanny.
- It's identical.
- I told you.
You go, girl!
We would just like you
to read the script.
Start on page 13.
Should be marked there.
Read it?
Okay... Out loud.
Yeah. We want an idea
"Int., honeymoon suite, night...
Dash, night.
Darrin and Samantha are sitting
on the bed."
Someone's not too bright.
Just... Just read the part
that says "Samantha."
"Darrin, I know it's our honeymoon,
but there's something I have to tell you.
I'm a witch."
- I'm not a witch.
- Yeah, exactly.
- No, you're giving it up.
- Who told you?
You're about to. On the next page.
It's Bewitched. The TV show.
We're redoing it.
Oh, I wasrt allowed
to watch Bewitched.
Who wasrt allowed
to watch Bewitched?
- That's great, Jack.
- That's great.
Well, I play a mortal.
And I'm in love with you.
And I don't care that you're a witch.
You don't care?
No? Is that true?
Yes, it is. Yeah.
Now go ahead and read the lines.
I'll read with you.
We'll do it together.
Randall? Where are you?
Yes. Thank you.
This'll be easy.
- Here?
- Yeah.
I'm a witch, Darrin.
A house-haunting, broomstick-flying,
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