Behaving Badly Page #2

Well, maybe this will

put you more at ease.

OK, I know this is kind

of bad, but... again.

Again.

Less work for me.

Then I could make

it safe and clean

Doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo

Oh...

Billy, open up,

it's Rick. Hey, Billy!

Ricky.

Don't let the attractive

exterior fool you.

She's dangerous.

Now, I don't like to point fingers,

but everything was

pretty much her fault.

Well, except for the dead people.

- Hi.

- Hi, Mrs Bender.

- How are you?

- Good.

Is Billy home?

Yeah, he's probably

upstairs, you know...

- OK.

- Hey, stay on the runner!

Hey, Billy, guess what.

Billy Bender... after he

flunked homeschool twice,

the state made his parents

send him to a real school.

Didn't help.

Oh, Rick, I thought

you were my mom.

Dude, it's called a lock.

Oh, my god.

Ah.

Could you pass me a tissue?

Thanks.

No. No.

- Dude, guess what.

- What?

- I kind of got a blow job today.

- Shut up! From who?

- A girl down at the club.

- A stripper?

You better hope she

doesn't have AIDS.

You really know how

to ruin a moment.

I'm just saying. I saw

this documentary...

Or maybe it was a movie?

Anyway, it was called 'Rent',

and everyone in it had

AIDS, and it sucked, Rick.

- The movie or the disease?

- The movie.

Mom!

You boys are still here.

Billy, I was wondering if you

could go down to the store

and buy Momma some cigarettes.

- Now?

- No, next Thursday.

Now. Go.

There's money in my purse, OK?

Oh, Ricky, I was wondering if

you could stay and help me

with something in the thing.

He really has come in

handy since he turned 18.

Can't wait until he turns 21.

So... you had an eventful day.

No more than usual, no.

Billy told me you got a blow job.

How? I literally just told him.

Well, the point is that I know.

I don't know what

you're talking about.

Like, I said, "Kinda

got the blow job."

Rick, your mom, my best friend,

is going to find out if you

keep gallivanting around

with these... these hookers.

We're gonna have to come up

with some way to fix this.

Could we just keep it a secret?

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Good.

OK. Was she good at it, at least?

Uh... I think so.

It's just so good that you

came out of your comfort zone.

- It's, uh...

- Yeah.

It's very important to...

try new things.

OK.

And I just think that if you do,

you need to experience them

in a, uh, safe environment.

Whoa, Mrs Bender. Are you

trying to seduce me?

No. My God, no, no, no, no.

OK, I just thought that you were...

No, I... I wanna be your teacher.

Yeah, I'm going to help you

gain much needed experience.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Yes. No. Girlfriend?

Well, one day you will, and you

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