Synopsis: Two losers from Milwaukee, Coop & Remer, invent a new game playing basketball, using baseball rules. When the game becomes a huge success, they, along with a billionaire's help, form the Professional Baseketball League where everyone gets the same pay and no team can change cities. Coop & Remer's team, the Milwaukee Beers is the only team standing in the way of major rule changes that the owner of the Dallas Felons wants to institute.
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): David Zucker
Production: Universal Pictures
  2 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
103 min


I am so jealous of you.

Excuse me! - Brittany!

What're you doing in my mom's room?

Get outta here!

Oh, Jesus!

We'll never get her. - Or any chick.

We have no jobs, the rent's overdue

and our gas is about to get shut off.

What do girls want anyway?

Apparently, not total losers.

- We're pretty good at basketball.

As long as we don't have to run

or jump or dribble.

That shit's overrated anyway.

You guys up for a little game?

- Sure.

Let's make it interesting.

20 bucks? - How about 50? - You're on.

Haven't got 50 bucks. - They're no good.

Oh, shit!

We playing or not?

But not that pussy ass two-on-two

you guys play in the suburbs.

You guys got something better?

- This new game we picked up in the hood.

What is it?


I shoot from wherever I want, right?

Then you have to make the same shot,

or else you get a letter.

You mean like "horse"?

- It's not like "horse".

Duh. It's uh...

baseball rules.

A single's

from the freethrow line.

A double's from the top of the key.

- You have to shoot from a different place.

A triple's from back here, and a home run's

from behind the meatballs.

You miss, you get an out.

Ready? Break. - What?

We can explain it more slowly,

big sports guys!

No, we get it.

Losers up first.

- This is a single, right?

And a homerun's behind the meatballs.

- Take your shot, guy!

You can't spit beer at me! - I can do

what I want to make you miss your shot!

He's right. That's one out.

- One out? Give me the damn ball!

I fucked your sister.

Coop lines up for a double.

Okay, guys, 2nd and 3rd.

Runner on 3rd. This could bring him home.

Yeah, two outs!

Come on!

Tip-in! Double play, three outs!

- What? - We're up.

That's nice!

- This could almost seal it.

Made that look easy!

One of Brittany's mom's pubic hairs!

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