Barney Thomson Page #3
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"Angelina Jolie seeks Brad Pitt
for Weekday
dog track evenings."
Give me that.
"Sleek hatchback, low mileage,
"big headlights,
"needing a right good service.
Hamilton area."
Now, they're not
shy, are they'?
- You want a pen'?
- F*** off.
"Mature woman
seeks adventurous man
for nights of
unbridled passion."
You'd have to
be desperate, eh'?
Nah, nah.
That's what we call a "GILF."
What's that?
It's a "Granny I'd Like To..."
Fucks sake, Chris. Come on.
Right, McAllister this weekend
at Bellahoustom-
What's his chances?
Good boy, but...
I wanted to be
The Man With No Name...
you know.
The guy who rides into town.
Saves the townsfolk.
And disappears
in the dead of night.
Shrouded in mystery.
They'd talk about this legend
for years to come...
but no...
I was one of
the pissy. Wee townsfolk.
W here every f***er
knows your name.
into the lane under my heel.
Well, careful
what you wish for.
Barney.
Barney!
A wee word?
I'm not really sure
how to say this.
A pal of my dad's
has moved into the area.
He wants to give him a job.
Eh'?
Cannae have ye
falling asleep
in the shop, Barney.
And we can't have
any more outbursts
like ye had yesterday.
- Oh, no, that was a one-off.
- That was not a one-off.
You have regular outbursts.
You cannot talk
to customers like that.
It's not my fault you look like
a f***ing cartoon bear,
is it'? Up. Oot.
You can work for another month,
if you like.
Aw, Jesus. Wullie!
We'll understand
if you want
to leave now, of course,
and We'll keep pay your wage
for the rest of the month.
You don't need to make
a decision now, but...
I'll stay for the month.
- Eh?
- I'll stay for the month.
But we would be paying
your wage for the month,
Whether you're here or no.
Well, I'll be here.
Great.
I'll let my da know.
Jesus Christ.
I'll get a mop.
No, I'll get a mop. I'll get...
Wullie, Wullie... look, please.
Don't do this.
It's not my decision.
Ah, but you see, this place,
it's all I know.
Come on, Wullie.
Be a pal.
I've got nothing else on.
Aw, Barney.
Still, it's not my decision.
It's up to my da.
No, no. That's rubbish!
It is your decision.
You and Chris.
You want me out the door.
Think I'm a f***ing idiot?
I'll get the mop.
No, Wullie, Wullie, please.
- Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't...
- I'll get the mop.
I-I-I'll get the mop.
J-J-J-Just... listen.
I-I'll be so quiet.
You'll no hear
another peep out of me.
You're embarrassing
yourself now, Barney.
Have a bit of self-respect.
- I'll be so quiet...
- Let me get the mop!
No, please.
I'll be a model barber!
Oh...
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