Bald

Synopsis: This movie takes bad behavior to a whole new level
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
2.7
R
Year:
2008
81 min
15 Views

me up with Justin.

I just want to rub up all against him.

Good thing I told the coach.

Turn it up.

Sit your ass down.

I wonder if anyone knows I've

been with seven guys this week?

I think I have a problem.

God, that girl's

giving herself a bad name.

She's blown, like, seven

guys in the last week.

But more importantly,

if I fail this class,

then I'll be kicked out of school.

Someone's looking at my bald spot.

Yo, Max.

Yo, fuckin' Andy.

What up, B?

Hey, made a new film.

We're gonna watch it tonight.

Man, you know I love

this snuff film shit.

Morning, everyone.

I have your papers with me,

and I'll be handing them

out at the end of class.

How'd we do?

Did anyone pass?

Did anyone fail?

Is my brother gay?

You all did moderately well.

Who had the highest grade?

Who had the lowest grade?

Make a meal out of a blowjob.

Silence!

[Flatulent sound]

- I'll eat your ass!

- Let me see your balls.

- A whore!

- I'll suck your dick, man.

I promise you, you will

be ejected from my class

and expelled from the school.

F*ck you!

[Belches loudly]

I do have talent, and

Max appreciates it.

I'm bald and out of school.

I officially have nothing to live for.

Not true.

For five grand, you can

f*ck a retired porn star.

I've seen the website.

It's real.

I don't think you're listening to me.

I'm kicked out of school,

and I have no money.

You know, maybe taking

some time off school

would be good for you.

Lat time I took a break,

I met Shirtless Cynthia.

Now my life is perfect.

Maybe if you spent less time

organizing the destruction of the class

and spent more time doing your homework,

you wouldn't be in this situation.

Baby, you are so cute.

Come here.

I wonder if they fist each other?

Hey, hey, Drew, huh?

Wake the f*ck up, huh, buddy?

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Blake Leibel

Blake Leibel (born 8 May 1981) is a Canadian convicted murderer. He has previously been a comic book creator, graphic novelist, screenwriter, and fledgling Hollywood animated film director, residing in Los Angeles, California since 2004. In June 2018, Leibel was convicted of first-degree murder of his fiancée, Iana Kasian. more…

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