Anything for Love Page #5

Katherine!

I'm just working on

today's schedule.

Oh. Well...

Nice try.

I'm sorry.

I just couldn't wait.

I feel like a kid

on Christmas morning.

Well, that's fine.

You can forget

about the whole thing

because I'm going

to cancel my registration.

What? No, no,

you can't.

I won't let you.

Get... okay,

I'm the boss!

Give it to me.

Give it to me!

Aren't you even

curious to see

who they matched you with?

I've been matched already?

To, like, 10 guys.

Yeah.

Now, first,

what we need to do

is narrow

the playing field,

okay?

For instance,

you don't want a guy

that doesn't

submit a photo.

Total red flag.

And you don't want a guy

that looks too polished.

He's obviously used Photoshop

or is way too into himself.

But, but...

Same goes

for this guy...

This guy... him...

- Wait...

- And him.

Yeah... also, him.

Okay,

now we're left with a doctor

and a lawyer.

I mean, it wouldn't hurt

to take both of them

out for a little test drive.

I don't know, there's something

about that one.

See, there's something

in his eyes.

He looks...

He looks sincere.

Okay...

Now we just wait and see

if he wants to meet you.

Okay.

Which he will. Yeah.

Hello, Mildred.

Hey, babe.

Aw, hon,

is your arthritis

acting up again?

Yeah.

Let me see.

Whoever marries you

is going to be the

luckiest girl on earth.

Thanks, Millie.

Don't worry.

You'll find her.

Oh, Mr. schmidt's

at it again.

Send a rescue party

if I'm not back in five.

Be a sweetheart.

Would you enter

this guy for me

while you're at it?

You got it!

Say hi.

Dr. Pearson,

please report to emergency.

Call me crazy,

but those don't look

like cardiac patients to me.

Shh, shh, shh!

These are my matches.

What, from your dating website?

Uh-huh.

Sweet!

So...

All of these women

want to date you?

Yes.

I guess

not all women

are into money

and status after all.

Looks like telling

the truth pays off,

doesn't it?

Well, my apologies.

I was dead wrong.

Look at

that dental hygienist.

Wow... those

are not real.

What?

No. Look it...

No one has teeth

like that.

They've got

to be capped.

This lawyer's cute.

Naw, no, you want

something more fun.

Yeah, like this one.

Are you serious?

Yeah, that's classy.

Whoa, how about

this executive assistant?

Maybe...

There's something

in her eyes.

I mean, she looks

way different

than the rest

of them, right?

It's like she has

something... real,

like she would want to do

the things that I want to do...

Like camping and baseball...

Knitting.

Look at this!

She loves dogs.

She said, "I had a great Dane

when I was a kid."

How about that?

Must be kismet.

Well, you've got to

start somewhere, right?

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