Anything for Love Page #4
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2016
- 84 min
- 160 Views
What is this?
The newest, hottest Internet
dating service out there.
No, no,
I don't think so.
Yes!
If you want
a real man,
someone different from
this is your ticket.
They have an algorithm
that analyzes
your detailed profile
to help you find
your perfect match.
What if someone I know
sees me on this site?
I'd be the laughing stock
of the business world.
No...
Your identity is kept
completely private.
They only release it
to the guys they
match you with.
One of those guys?
What if they match me
with one who's a fake?
Mm?
And then he's after money,
or the company...
You use an alias...
Or better yet,
you pretend you're me...
waiting for her white knight
to perform a hostile takeover.
Trust me.
No excuses.
No, it's all too complicated.
No, it's very simple.
I'll walk you
through it.
Name...
Debbie.
Age...
Hey!
Sorry.
I get confused on that one.
Occupation...
Executive assistant.
Favorite food...
You have to be kidding me.
Black coffee.
Great.
This seems underhanded,
the lying...
Well, how else are we going
to know
they're in it
for you and you alone?
I know, but...
No, no, no,
it's not like you're going
to keep your identity
hidden from him forever.
You will tell him...
Once you're sure
he's the one.
And what happens
when he finds out
I've lied to him?
Well, he'll realize
not only did he get
the woman of his dreams,
but surprise!
As an added bonus,
she's loaded.
Trust me,
he won't be disappointed.
Okay, wait, wait, wait!
No... oh!
Sorry, too late.
This is going to be
so much fun.
Out of my chair.
Okay.
Okay.
Occupation.
Like the great philosopher
popeye once said,
"I yam what I yam."
Right? That was terrible.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm meeting ox
for midnight bowling
at brothers bowling.
Want to come?
Nope. I'm busy.
Two for one drinks.
Still busy.
Internet dating?
Mm-hmm.
You didn't tell them
your real job.
Of course I did.
This things don't work
unless you're honest.
I'm telling you,
women want doctors, not nurses.
You know what?
I am done, actually,
with your advice, but thank you.
I'm going to do things
the way that I want to
from now on.
That's fine.
Whatever.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, could I borrow...
No.
Your bowling shoes?
No.
'Cause, I mean,
these rentals,
they fall even below
my standards of hygiene.
That's saying something.
Your feet stink.
Yeah.
All right, I'll wear socks.
Huh?
Yeah, you want to.
Come on.
Wear socks.
Thank you.
Mwah!
Hey, can I borrow
some socks?
What?
He'll thank me some day.
Submitted your profile!
What?
You're welcome!
Good morning!
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