Anything for Love Page #6

I'm keeping this.

Strike paragraph 75,

part b, subpart three.

We've never dealt away

our right of first refusal

in a deal like this,

and we don't intend to.

But the letter of intent

clearly states...

Katherine!

Ms. Benson,

you have an urgent phone call.

Take a message.

But it's your doctor...

Calling with the results.

Results?

Katherine, hey,

if you have a medical matter

you have to attend to...

No, I'm fine,

thank you.

Um...

Oh!

Oh, those results.

Okay, um...

One moment, gentlemen.

Now, don't panic.

Play it cool.

I am a seasoned negotiator.

I don't play it cool.

I am cool.

Katherine Benson here.

Wait, who?

I am Debbie celvin...

The assistant

to Katherine Benson,

who I am not.

Hi!

I am Jack.

We... we matched

on head over heels for you.

Hi! Yes.

- Hi, Jack.

- It's him!

I know!

Hello?

Is... is anybody there?

Sorry,

I'm a little...

Unprepared.

This is the first

time I've ever done

any Internet dating thing.

Me too! I know.

It's crazy, huh?

I know.

What people won't

do for love.

I don't mean love,

necessarily.

Not yet anyway.

Maybe not ever!

I get,

i get what you mean.

I mean, no pressure.

We'll just meet in person,

and just take it from there,

see how it goes.

Great.

Exactly. Perfect.

He's nice!

So I was wondering, um,

are you free

this Saturday night?

I know this really great place

I think maybe we could go...

This Saturday?

Um...

I would have

to check my schedule.

Works for us.

Me. Alone.

Except hopefully with you

at the time of the date.

Maybe not like a "date date,"

but...

Okay!

Where should I pick you up?

You know,

it'd be better

if I met you.

Okay.

How's 7:
00,

950 South halstrom sound?

7:
00.

That is a definite...

"Can do."

'Kay, bye.

Okay, bye.

It's not easy

being you.

Okay.

You're not wearing

your business suit, are you?

No.

I bought jeans.

You didn't press them,

did you?

Of course not.

And what about

your hair and makeup?

What about them?

Honestly?

Uh...

Your hair looks like

a German world war ii helmet,

and you're way too heavy

on the makeup.

It's very intimidating to men.

Yeah, okay.

Gotta go.

Debbie?

Hi, uh, Debbie?

Yes! Hi!

That's...

Yeah, I'm Debbie.

That's me. Hi.

I'm Jack.

Come on in!

Are you ready

to have some fun?

Uh... yeah.

Well, yeah.

Mm, smell those brats.

Is that

what that is?

Right here.

Okay.

Hey, Jack!

This your old lady?

Uh, no.

Just a friend.

Well, any friend

of yours...

Is a friend

of ours.

Okay, guys.

Just... let's

keep it clean.

I'm sorry

about the rentals.

I forgot to mention to you

we were bowling,

or you could've brought

your own.

Oh...

Um...

I have socks.

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