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Liquor Donuts!

What more could you ask for?

I'm still trying to get

that image of your dick

out of my head.

Look at this!

People are gonna see this!

Oh, God.

Okay, try now.

Tina!

I'm coming!

[ENGINE CLICKING]

F***!

Stubborn piece of sh*t!

All right, again!

[ENGINE STARTS]

- Yeah!

- Yes, good job, Lou.

- Took long enough.

- Come here.

Repeat it back to me.

[SIGHS]

Drop the bodies at the morgue,

dump the present at HQ,

Torch the van.

And?

Don't stop for a beer.

No, I mean it...

not even a quick chug-a-roo.

- All right, I got it.

- I'm serious.

I'm keeping you locked up

tonight.

No more "lone wolf" crap.

You've got to be kidding me.

What are you staring at it for,

man?

Don't be shy.

Give it a try.

Just pop it

and just, glug, glug, glug!

DAISY:
I'm on... I'm on duty.

- Well...

- Hey.

Everything under control here,

rookie?

Uh, yes, Chief.

Interim-Mayor Rich

is just showing off

what the new brewery

is cooking up.

I don't know if I was

technically showing off,.

but, yeah,

I was just sharing.

I thought.

"Slamma' Cold Cock!"

That's my way of saying hi.

What do you think?

It's a slogan, man,

for the beer!

Try it!

It's amazing!

Go ahead, go ahead!

Chicken Milk, right?

Yeah, that's catchy,

but I don't think you came here

to pitch me, Bubba.

No. Wha... Bubba?

I don't think we're on

a first-name familiarity

here at all.

She, maybe,

could call me Bubba.

You could call me Mayor Rich.

- Still pitching.

- Yes, I'm still pitching

because reopening the plant

is key to the revitalization

of Woodhaven.

Let me tell you something,

young lady.

Considering what it took

to convince Sydney Swallows

and all

the Darkstar shareholders...

[ENGINE STALLS]

we don't need

any unnecessary tension,

do we?

Thanks for the advice,

but I think we have things

under control.

Woodhaven P.D.

is all about discretion.

Hmm.

[CRASH]

[ENGINE SCREECHES]

Yeah, you've got everything

under control.

How many people have died

in the last...

oh, I don't know...

10 minutes?

People dropping...

like it's crazy.

They're dropping

left and right.

I'm hearing

it's a giant f***ing Wolfcop.

Are you hearing that?

Thanks, tips.

You know,

you might wanna try that.

It'll take the edges off.

I'm more of a black coffee gal,

Bubba.

Well, I'm a black gal guy.

[CAN OPENS]

I'm gonna ask you one very

important question, Tina,

and then I'm gonna leave.

Hopefully you'll answer me.

If not, it'll just dramatically

hang in the air.

Ready?

How come you never see

this Wolfcop and Lou Grou

in the same place

at the same time?

Uh...

A Wolfcop?

God damn it,

that sounds metal.

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