American Pie Page #3

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OZ:

Oh sh*t dude, the L-word!

JIM:

And you said...

KEVIN:

Nothing, I just hugged her back.

JIM:

You think she was serious?

KEVIN:

I couldn't tell -- She could've meant

like, "I love you grandma" or "I love

you Vanderbilt."

OZ:

Just don't bring it up, hang low,

maybe she won't mention it again.

INT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - SENIOR LOCKERS - DAY

The guys pass by a GROUP OF BAND DORKS, most notable of

which is MICHELLE, who proudly polishes her flute.

MICHELLE:

And what we should do today, in band?

Instead of playing our instruments

regularly? We should play them

backwards! That'll be so funny!

The Band Dorks LAUGH and agree, "hilariously" attempting

to play their instruments from the wrong end. The guys

shudder.

OZ:

(to Jim)

You guys got the Latin homework?

JIM:

No -- Kevin, you?

KEVIN:

(offended)

Please.

(then)

We're all golden, we're college bound.

I figured it out -- I can get a c-

minus in every class, and it's not

gonna make a difference. U of M, here

I come.

INT. EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - MAIN HALL NEAR POP MACHINE - DAY

Vicky is talking with JESSICA, a friend of hers, getting

a pop (we're in the Midwest now, gang) from the machine.

VICKY:

Vanderbilt's not that far from U of M.

JESSICA:

Yeah right.

VICKY:

What? We both have cars.

JESSICA:

Yeah but, no offense, you're talking

about a post-high school, long-

distance relationship, and you and

Kevin haven't even done it yet.

VICKY:

That's not why we're going out.

JESSICA:

What the hell are you expecting him to

drive to Vanderbilt for? Milk and

cookies?

VICKY:

Jessica! He'll drive there for me,

and I'll drive to Ann Arbor for him.

We're going to have sex when he's

ready and I'm ready. It's got to be

completely perfect. I want the right

place, the right time, the right

moment.

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