Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Page #3

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I am.

Did Dave mention that?

(CHUCKLES) No, you're wearing

a stethoscope.

Yes, I am.

That's embarrassing.

SIMON:
Would it

be okay if I tried it?

Yeah, knock yourself out.

Oh, thank you.

Heart rate is smooth

and steady, 400 BPM.

So, it's beating?

Of course it's beating.

It's so nice to finally

meet you guys.

Oh, and this is my son, Miles.

Son?

Oh, no.

You guys have a lot in common.

Miles is also a musician.

Yeah, I've heard

you're pretty good.

Thanks, Mr. Seville.

Oh, brother.

We thought this

was the perfect place

for you guys to get to know

each other better.

DAVID:
Yes, so behave, okay?

And Theo, get down from there.

I'll get him.

So, back to our conversation.

No hard feelings, huh?

Hey, YOU guys having fun?

(NERVOUSLY) Yeah, just

getting some cotton candy.

All right.

(SIMON CHATTERING)

This is not my idea of fun.

Mmm...

Yummy.

(SLURPS)

Theo!

SIMON:
Alvin,

where did Theodore go?

ALVIN:
I don't know, I haven't

seen him since the last hole.

What do you think?

Uh, 20 bucks seems like

a lot of money for a chipmunk.

He's a talking chipmunk.

Go on, plump and juicy,

say something.

Um, I also sing.

Ooh...

Yeah, yeah, yeah... a'

This isn't like Theo,

to wander off.

I know.

MILES:
Why don't you

check the river?

Chip shot!

Whoa!

Alvin, I found him.

Give us back our brother!

Yeah!

I just paid 20 bucks for him.

He's not for sale!

I want 40.

What?

He's a talking chipmunk.

I also sing.

Theo! You're not helping.

I like big butts

and I cannot lie

You other

brothers can't deny

When a girl walks in

with an itty bitty waist

And a round

thing in your face

You get sprung,

wanna pull up tough

'Cause you notice

that butt was stuffed

Ah. Fine!

ALVIN:
I hope you're happy,

Theodore.

That was all of our allowance.

THEODORE:
Sorry.

I was born to perform.

Great news, fellas.

You get to hang

with Miles all day.

And the hits

just keep on coming. Oh.

Sam got a page

from the hospital,

so I'm going to take you four

to the studio with me.

All right, be good.

Bye, Mom.

Bye, honey.

Don't forget your stethoscope.

Oh, yeah.

SAMANTHA:
Oh.

You know what? Keep it.

SIMON:
Thanks.

Break a leg.

That doesn't really apply

to doctors, Dave.

Right.

Good luck!

You kind of hope your heart

surgeon doesn't need luck.

Uh... Have fun!

(CHUCKLES) Nailed it!

Look, paparazzi.

I guess they heard

we were coming.

Hey, guys!

Ah, it is good to see you.

Can you get one more

from this side?

Yeah.

Guys, they aren't

here for you, come on.

There she is! Ashley!

(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

Oh my love

Let me be your fire

We're a thousand miles up

And I'm 'bout to get higher

Feel my heart beating

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